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Scent of a Woman - Bawdy Warning

Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
It’s something my brain cannot handle
‘Smells like my v’gina’
Could give folk angina
This fragrance has caused quite a scandal

Inspired by a comment from a fancy friend who told me about the candle range by Gwyneth Paltrow! It only costs $75!!!

11/28/21

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Caren Krutsinger December 2, 2021 at 8:37 PM What could be more lovely? (I am holding my nose as I type this).

Delice Arleen Skelly December 1, 2021 at 2:06 AM Beyond gross, whatever next..Great take on pungent candle Jan.

Andrea Dietrich November 29, 2021 at 4:19 PM yuk, what a candle that would be!! I really like your humor here, Jan. Jan Allison November 30, 2021 at 5:00 AM Been asked to make it into a collaboration soi will repost it and I have a second poem in mind too

Lindsay Laurie November 29, 2021 at 3:21 PM Hello Jan ... I think I'll stick with sandlewood. Seventy-five quid for any candle is a con no doubt - thanks Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison November 30, 2021 at 4:59 AM I'd need a candle to get rid of the smell of fish, she also has one called 'smell my orgasm it beggars belief... wonder if it moans when you light it lol hugs Jan x

Mike Gentile November 29, 2021 at 11:35 AM OMG,Jan! I'm with you and will take lavender and vanilla!! Too funny!!! Happy Monday xxoo Jan Allison November 30, 2021 at 4:55 AM Lavender beats a fishy smell any day lol, hugs jan xx

Terry Flood November 29, 2021 at 11:33 AM SEVENTY FIVE POUNDS?!!! In the seventies, I worked in London’s Soho (VERY red-light area) and whilst I never procured any of the wares on offer, I believe the real McCoy was only about twenty quid. I reckon that, even today, £75 ought to get more than a candle. Fun poem though, Jan. Terry Jan Allison November 30, 2021 at 4:54 AM Lol terry you made me lol and thanks forthe mail, I will repost it with your poem and make it a collaboration, hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta November 29, 2021 at 10:17 AM Must be leftovers from "Shakespeare in Love" ? Nice to know who NOT to visit over the holidays . . . .. Aloha! Jan Allison November 30, 2021 at 4:53 AM Lol thanks Rico, hugs jan xx

John Lawless November 29, 2021 at 8:25 AM 75 bucks for a whiff of the quiff...... Jan Allison November 30, 2021 at 4:51 AM Lol John, hugs jan xx

Voodoo Child November 29, 2021 at 4:27 AM Hooah!! Yep, fill your Christmas stocking this year with a vag candle and some breastmilk butter. Jan Allison November 30, 2021 at 4:49 AM Ha haha :-) Hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar November 29, 2021 at 2:09 AM Quite costly considering its foul smell. Hugs Jan Allison November 30, 2021 at 4:48 AM Its ridiculous on so many levels:-( hugs Jan xx

Anil Deo November 29, 2021 at 12:06 AM Creator/Creation created variety even in our species. But your home might be renamed, "Isle of Woman," & I'd be happy to sell all varieties of candles there(when I retire again) Shalom, shalom Friend & Sis Jan Jan Allison November 29, 2021 at 1:16 AM Thanks Anil:-) hugs Jan xx I understand there is a place called the Isle of Woman:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer November 28, 2021 at 5:58 PM I’ve heard about this, Jan, and it cracks me up that someone would want one of these! Yikes! Hilarious poem… Jan Allison November 29, 2021 at 1:15 AM I was in hysterics when I read about the range of candles she has - at $75 would be cheaper to have a pan of fish cooking for a year lol - eww:-( hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner November 28, 2021 at 5:07 PM I guess some people have money to burn - literally! Glad to see you're back, hope you're feeling better~ Jan Allison November 29, 2021 at 1:14 AM Thanks Michelle, I'm very tired still but on the up:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin November 28, 2021 at 1:44 PM Ha ha, funny Jan, it is true, they made reference to it on a bravo show I watch, I think the candle sounds disgusting but people will pay for strange things! hugs Jan Allison November 28, 2021 at 2:05 PM I got told about it by an on line friend and was gobsmacked to think people would buy it lol , give me lavender any day lol:-) hugs Jan xx