Short Amps Poems

What turns me on
and amps my juice?
It's physical work,
with no excuse.

Muscles will ache,
I'll work up a sweat.
Dirt under my nails,
some Band-Aids, you bet.

Dig right in
and get'er done.
Step back and enjoy,
the pride I have won.

For the contest; What Turns You On
sponsored by Frank H....

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He’s got the place rock’n
He is a rock and roll king
Our boots began knock’n
Our posteriors began to swing

Where did you get this performer?
He came from Steve Tyler’s house, said Wormer
The amps cannot go much higher!
We were shocked at his fire.

Is he a headliner now?
I guess so, my friend said.
His meows are a wow!
He’s completely rock and roll fed....

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 They illuminate the muse giving it that zeal
 Their gleams have a magical feel
 Enchanting us with glowing appeal

 They are loved by all across the board
 Lighting up the imagination, wonderfully adored
 Spreading their glows in joyous accord

 Awesome little insects generating micro amps
 Fireflies flickering, like starry little champs
 Lighting up the night with their little lamps
 

 
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Be a lamp in the dark and gloomy night.

For the lost souls be a beaken of light

It's so easy to go wrong instead of right.

So many are full of terror and fright on

Their woeful plight in the night. So stand

Tall and be a champ as the world becomes 

A concentration camp. Turn up the amps

And be a Heavenly Lamp. For you are here

To shine bright and guide the lost souls to

The Light....

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Experts summoned
  War whoops drum on

Speculation ramps up
  Excitement amps up

Convoys move out
  Generals air doubts

Battle lines drawn
  The conflict dawns

It does not go well at all
  In the end heavy losses fall

The ground reeks of sweat
  The rivers unusually wet

Even the winners groan
  Misery's echo moans

Need I still divulge
  Only losers win the Battle
    ~ of the Midriff Bulge......

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We're mailing Purim cards w Latino Food stamps, hence this poem will accompany:

Purim Amp Stamp!

Note the Stamps?

"Not chosen, Just Hurled"?,

Au contraire, They're Lamps,

Hot Tamales Unfurled,

Latino Spirit, Un-cramped,

Eruv Cha-Chas Whirled,

Courtesy, the House of Ramps,

Marano Purim: A Hidden World,

Andale! Andale! Ay Caramba Amps!

Freilichin Purim!!!

(Note: I'm handicapped, hence "The House of Ramps")...

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We set the dials
The men in white
To send our agent 
To the light

Switches click
Red glowing lamps
And needles swing
To show the amps

The clock it winds
As time descends
From present day
To make amends

A tweak to fate
A gentle nudge
When current outcomes
Fail to budge

To set things straight
To fix the error
And save the heart
From night-time terror

If only 
There could be a way
Reversing time
To save the day...

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I am getting strangle my the myriad 
of wires surrounding me
in many colors, shapes and sizes 
with all kind of plugs and prongs 

I am getting zapped by all the electronic 
equipment in the world 
with all kinds of power surges
of different volts, amps and watts

I am getting stifled by all the 
power seeking people around me
in many colors, shapes and sizes
with all kinds of power surges

I wonder which one will get me first....

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I am an Electrical Engineer
But was alone and all was dark
Beneath me and above
My life was full of volts and amps
But not the spark of your love
So will you be the start of my sinusoid?

Dawn in the twilight
With you am on a flight
Your feelings I can't fight
Your beauty is stuck in my sight
My gift from the Lord almighty
Heart full of generousity
Hoovering my religion from Islamic to Chrstianity.
Love...Are you be ready to visit my sub-county....

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