Short Alf Poems

Gordon Shumway
Want to cook cats someday
His flight to his planet went south
crashed on Earth and now, he's known as ALF...

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Farewell then Alf Mitchell - Or is it Warren Garnett?
Your death has us now parted.
And like Dandy Nicholls,
The nails in your coffin are now Hammered....

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J ust as promised and just as dreamed
O ur love held strong… we are a team.
S uch a man I’ve never beheld, that loved
H alf as much or knew me so well. 
U nderstanding, compassionate, brilliant, 
A nd wise… I love you now ‘til the day I die....

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C heddar cheese I eat with ease;
H alf of the time, I want cheese spreads,
E ating on rye’s great with mayo and alfalfa.
E ndive’s delicious with almost any cheese
S avoring cheese, I just crave it all,
E ach bite of cheese is like a giant gum drop.
...

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A ll my life
L ife learnt lessons
F or giving our enemies always

A nd looking for the attentive calf
L ost  in the wilderness
F ound a Shepard and He's forgiven us

A ll humans are
L ooking for
F aith the substance of things hoped for...

A liean
L ife
F orce


12/04/17
WRITTEN BY jAMES eDWARD lEE Sr....

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Planet Melmack is a far away land.
Where alien life forms live.
Dropping through the roof one night. 
In a rocket ship made of lights. 
A family of four stood in awe
As an alien made his way to the door.
Living secretly in their lives 
he found a new life. 
Cats are an aliens favorite treat  
along with watching t.v.
ALF was the t.v show for me. 

ALF
Cory Long...

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“Alf it’s dinner time!” cried mum as she finished off the cooking.
“Where is that naughty boy?” she moaned, “I’d better go a-looking”
She looked across the lawn and he was nowhere to be seen.
He was hiding, lying in the grass because he is bright green.
Alf chuckled to himself because he never would be found,
But up crept mum and tapped his bum as he lay upon the ground.
“You didn’t see me coming!” said Alf’s mummy with a grin.
“I’m green too, you silly boy! Now come on, let’s go in.”...

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