Al Gore Invented the Internet

According to pompous Al Gore, he claimed to have invented the internet!

Well, I'm certainly delighted to hear that - we are forever in his debt!

I have rather serious doubts about that dubious claim, however.

My understanding (tho' not all that well understood) is that it was a group endeavor!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Neels Avatar
July 8, 2012 at 8:44 AM
hehe, Bob one of these days they will claim they had something to do with the air we breathe too hey? Enjoyed your wit once again. Thank you for your comment regarding my surgery. Blessings and love Wilma
Duncan Avatar
July 7, 2012 at 6:57 PM
Good one Bob ;}
Ryerson Avatar
July 7, 2012 at 5:26 PM
Here! Here!, Mr. Bob! Where would we be without dear Mr. Gore? Nearly as outrageous was his winning of the nobel peace prize for his movie about global warming?? C'mon Al!!...I would love to see you do a tribute to President George Bush, Sr... Another hero of mine. Thanks Bob!
Song Avatar
July 7, 2012 at 11:50 AM
OUCH!!! You sure gave it to ole AL! I am constantly joking around at work about how he invented the internet...It seems the younger generation will believe anything they hear!!! Next thing you know, it'll be in the brainwashed history books along with our Spanish speaking founding fathers!!! (lol) Great to know u probably knew the brand names of the dolls in my poem too! Vera is a real GEM! Doll collectors are typically meticulous creatures! luv to ya, Bob! gwendolen
Wesley Avatar
July 7, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Al Gore was a total bore; as far as I'm concerned he should continue to snore! :)
Situation Avatar
July 6, 2012 at 7:59 PM
of coourse it was.
Kendrick Avatar
July 6, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Cute one..I don't remember this one..I haven't seen much of him in a very long time..Enjoyed reading this eve..Thanks for stopping by...Your comments are always so uplifting..Sara
Dietrich Avatar
July 5, 2012 at 9:43 PM
oh, heck, that was said out of context, Robert. But this is a funny one anyway!!
Situation Avatar
July 6, 2012 at 8:00 PM
they attack us any way they can.. they have the elderly uttery fooled.
A   Avatar
July 5, 2012 at 9:00 PM
Bob H., I've seen much debating in this with Steve Job & Bill Gates... I love your clerihew. I'll go with your understanding... .. excellent poem, thank you and have yourself a good night~PD
Sivey Avatar
July 5, 2012 at 8:01 PM
Hilarious my friend! I remember when he claimed this! I thought it was quite funny then! There is definite proof to the contrary of his claim! I loved your write! Great Work!!
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