Short Accidents Will Happen Poems

You need to be extra safety aware
For the school children we so much care
Keep musical system off, peripheral vision alert
In busy traffic don’t let your attention divert
Not to be late, don’t speed up and be rash
For accidents may happen in a flash....

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My puppy pooed on my nasty neighbor's lawn 
My neighbor barked at me because of it 
Of course, I picked up the poop with a baggie 
But my neighbor just kept on barking 
I totally understand that accidents do happen 
Oops...I accidentally left the baggie on her porch!...

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Talking to his quite young daughter
Was sometimes like talking to a wall
To him the message seemed to be plain
But to her, just not the case at all!

So once again he sat her down
He said, "That look there, just won't do"
He said, "Accidents will happen,"
"Sometimes it will be number two!"

Those britches were no worse for wear
There's was no call to raise a fit
It could have happened to anyone,
But she still makes fun of him for it!...

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Load her up he said
And it started without dread

We need to get it done
Until the job is finally won

But he got in the way
And lost his life that day

Flatten by 4 tonne stressed concrete
Meant his life was complete

So if you are transporting slabs
Over roads that are bad

Ensure that you chain them down
And when unloading without a frown

Be careful in the end should be your final say
Industrial accidents won't happen and it will be OK.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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(if this [you] were something--- anything with any sort of
value----- can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all.
[double negative] double trouble, take what you did, times it by
a million, & that's what you're paying for. i can't be sure that i'm
right, but i've always been positive that you're wrong; fact is
fictitious, make it up as you go. _____ accidents may happen,
but this continuance insinuates calculation / deliver me from
this hell)o mirror, what have you here?...

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