Shoplifter Poems | Examples


Premium MemberShoplifter

purity on face 
disgrace brim-filling within ---
smiles at everyone


09 October 2022
Categories: shoplifter, satire,
Form: Senryu

Premium MemberPrank of Uncle Bill

My Uncle Bill thought it would be hilarious and fun.
To warn a fellow merchant of a shoplifter - Miss Gun.
The employees followed her all over the store that day.
They reported that she left quickly, as if she was running away.

She came outside and we could see she was in a snit.
She had a red face, and brown eyes were flashing quite a bit.
What is wrong? Someone asked and Bill could not stop his grin.
I noticed it, and so did my unobserving usually ten-year-old twin. 

Our Aunt Marge was in a horrible mood when to home we returned.
Those employees followed me the whole time! She was truly burned. 
Bill kept laughing but did not tell the rest of us of his prank.
Until Marge left. She was the oldest sister, and could be a real crank.
Categories: shoplifter, brother, humorous, sister,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberShe Is a Known Shoplifter

She is a known shoplifter my Uncle Bill told friend Jim, owner of store.
Jim has two employees follow my Aunt Marjorie around, staring at her.
Uncle Bill tells the story and we all hoot with laughter.
Of course he waits until Marjorie has gone home to tell us.
She often boxed his ears when they were children.
He has no idea what she would do to him for this.
Categories: shoplifter, brother, sister,
Form: Prose Poetry

Premium MemberI Am With You

Eagle soars, circles in the updraught

keen eyes spot rabbit 

it swoops, dives

run rabbit run

at the last possible moment

it turns uphill

eagle has to turn away

for fear of wing damage

talons missed the target

rabbit gets away

I am with you

 

Young child sneaks out of tent

at dawn, runs down to the water

crock lays in waiting

in a foot of water

near the edge as fauna

looks for a morning drink

young child about to step into

the water gets spooked

by a magpie, runs back to the tent

crock goes hungry

I am with you

 

Stalker watches young woman in car park

pack shopping every Wednesday night at 10

he's already killed before

as he's about to abduct her

a police car pulls into the carpark

to apprehend a suspected shoplifter

She goes home

 

I am with you

always
Categories: shoplifter, adventure, mystery, nature,
Form: Dramatic Verse

Those Awesome Folks On Facebook

Those Awesome Folks on Facebook

By Elton Camp

Many Facebook profiles are only a joke
For nobody seems to be an ordinary bloke

Such fascinating lives all of them live
At least based on the information they give

“It’s a gated community where I reside”
The trailer park has a gate to let ‘em inside

They are a professional, they let you know
But don’t tell that they’re a professional hobo

“I drive a long, black Cadillac,” he’ll aver 
But he’s actually a hearse driver, I hear

“It’s direct public service that I do”
But she works at McDonald’s is true

“Retail inventory control is my game”
Shoplifter catcher he is, just the same

“I work hours in the gym every day”
That he’s the janitor, he doesn’t say

If pictures are genuine, there’s no telling
That one looks a lot like Tori Spelling

Just once, this is what I’d like to see
“Old, fat and bald well describes me”
Categories: shoplifter, funny,
Form: Rhyme


Wordly Consideration

the number of the bygone era in the history utter failure
 as an old bread from a shoplifter 
that love had as herbs antlers 
and the benefits were buffed around the choir 
appropriate dress
 the dangling of the seas fog bring back the fire in the shadow of the skin 
or maybe we are overwhelmed by the thunder in the light of hell
 under the dunes of lions 
 princes and the size is now full
 belittled the flight of the past must now do penance
 I was so wrong about the way your innocence tormented in the 
 haze
 each child has his worldly consideration
Categories: shoplifter, art
Form: Personification

Shoplifter

So hard to swallow
Your words are tough to follow
Opinions barrowed

By Robb A. Kopp

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Categories: shoplifter, allegory, on writing and
Form: Senryu
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