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Shoplifter Poems - Poems about Shoplifter

Premium Member Shoplifter
...purity on face disgrace brim-filling within --- smiles at everyone 09 October 2022......

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Categories: shoplifter, satire,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Prank of Uncle Bill
...My Uncle Bill thought it would be hilarious and fun. To warn a fellow merchant of a shoplifter - Miss Gun. The employees followed her all over the store that day. They reported that she left quick......

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Categories: shoplifter, brother, humorous, sister,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member She Is a Known Shoplifter
...She is a known shoplifter my Uncle Bill told friend Jim, owner of store. Jim has two employees follow my Aunt Marjorie around, staring at her. Uncle Bill tells the story and we all hoot with laught......

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Categories: shoplifter, brother, sister,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Meeting Miss Baylis
...I landed in slammer with Trixie, a red-headed prostitute with hilarious stories. Pretty soon her friend Lulu was tossed in. They sat in the corner giggling. I sat on the opposite side of the cell,......

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Categories: shoplifter, hilarious,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member The Paratotallynormal
...The problem with trying to prove clairaudience, clairsentince, out-of-body, and Near Death Experiences to a Mudblood is not as simple as it could have been. Is it because Para-science is totally un......

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Categories: shoplifter, adventure, cute, emotions, encouraging,
Form: Free verse



Shoplift To a Job
...ShopLift To A Job From a bustling town called Bukit Mertajam, a mainland part of Penang Island, Outbreaks a story that warms the heart, about a man being given a helping hand. With a headline ......

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Categories: shoplifter, community, encouraging, forgiveness, happy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member I Am With You
...Eagle soars, circles in the updraught keen eyes spot rabbit it swoops, dives run rabbit run at the last possible moment it turns uphill eagle has to turn away for fear of wing damage talons ......

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Categories: shoplifter, adventure, mystery, nature,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Those Awesome Folks On Facebook
...Those Awesome Folks on Facebook By Elton Camp Many Facebook profiles are only a joke For nobody seems to be an ordinary bloke Such fascinating lives all of them live At least based on the informat......

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Categories: shoplifter, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member And This Is Why You Pay More
...I can't get security's attention, He's tackling some shoplifter outside. I have a customer committing a fraud. You can tell his brain is fried. He hands me an eighty dollar item With some stic......

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Categories: shoplifter, life, me,
Form: Rhyme
Customers We All Detested
...(Background: After I retired from the college some years ago, I decided to take a temporary sales job at J.C. Penney in the mens’ wear department. The pay was laughable, but I had never been em......

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Categories: shoplifter, businesswork, clothes, money, time,
Form: Rhyme
Wordly Consideration
...the number of the bygone era in the history utter failure as an old bread from a shoplifter that love had as herbs antlers and the benefits were buffed around the choir appropriate dress th......

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Categories: shoplifter, art
Form: Personification
Hi Mom
...hi mom i came here to let you know my sister and i have a tough time she has been passing at school though has a diploma and is now doing her degree as for i i dropped out of college like th......

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Categories: shoplifter, devotionme,
Form: I do not know?
Shoplifter
...So hard to swallow Your words are tough to follow Opinions barrowed By Robb A. Kopp All Rights Reserved © MMX......

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Categories: shoplifter, allegory, on writing and
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Political Incorrectness
...The politically correct nonsense of today is so very absurd! The language of my native land has become so terribly blurred, By those who devote themselves to concocting such inane idiom. Such prat......

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Categories: shoplifter, political
Form: Rhyme
At the Mall
...As soon as I stepped through the doors of the mall I ran into two old friends John and Paul They were with two girls the first named Karen And I think the other girl was named Sharon I went to ......

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Categories: shoplifter, adventure, friendship, happiness, music,
Form: Rhyme

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