Shirty Poems - Poems about Shirty

... 5 down..for just 84..what do you do.. try and survive..shut the door..or instead more hardcore jive...out on the lash ..go to town.. On his way to 184..borrowed the crown from the real deal sur......

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... Michelin star cricketing cook…by hook or crook.. so canny..will find every nook and cranny…if you took a look at the record..score or text book ..won’t have forsook ..our dutiful..beautiful babblin......

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... Thirty-nine and thirty-eight… Let me get this straight. Thirty-seven and thirty-six… How can I be in this fix? Thirty-five and thirty-four… Are you sure there is no more? Thirty-three a......

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...Friendships, wordy scripts, cameras, microphones and venue blips. Call security, no need to be shirty, let's go again.. scene five, take thirty. Action. Cut. Time for tea. The bar is closed but coffe......

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...Molly had a chat with Bert, Stating that she had an aversion to bottles that squirt, She preferred her sauces in glass bottles, The plastic monstrosities she'd like to throttle, As she said this,......

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...7/29/21 "30" While seeing lifeforms scurry Heard it all from a little birdie This morning the birds extra chirpy Can't take too long, got to hurry In order to make the best of this journey ......

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...I The beggar outside the supermarket You swore was picked up later In a flashy car Sat there in the sun for 8 hours While you pissed & moaned All the way home To your bookless Mausoleum Wit......

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...All men have born desires garland of the prettiest arm. Want to meet in the loveliest Place Where no hurdle no harm. She was waiting to Mr right Spider webs to trap ju......

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...A dental assistant named Bertie Found patients could sometimes get shirty One annoying old bloke Would repeat the same joke His appointment time was 'tooth hurty' This old joke d......

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...IV Foreign affairs « Putin, I’m rootin to stop the shootin. » « So am I ; about time you started too. » « Started too! Me, I’m faster than you. » « Not start too, you fool, but Start One, Start......

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...Giggling Girty became quite shirty When her boyfriend was acting flirty, With a handful of mud Delivered with an awful thud Her boyfriend is now dizzy and dirty.......

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..."Darling, where have you been, Iv'e missed you so!" "Oh darling, I'm tewibbly sowwy, I forgot to tell you Where I went! I hijacked a lowwy; just told him to go Which he did. Awft to the bushes and......

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...Leany Reany was so cleany, She bathed five times a day, She washed herself with ropey soapy After every little play. Dirty Burty was so shirty When he had to take a shower, He washed himself wi......

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...Short, sharp and shirty birds do not meddle as man does with mint for lamb......

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...Dirtybird McCurdy… Driven not deterredy Young though quite maturedy Vision crisp not blurredy Speech smooth not slurredy On like the horse he’s spurredy And in like the fish he’s luredy King of d......

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