Humorous Shark Poems

There once was a gambler named Mark
At cards he was somewhat a shark
	he missed his cue
	lost his juju
Now he sleeps in a public park...

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Shark, the contortionist cat, is sitting catty-wampus today.
His head is north, paws west, crossed in a weird southwestern way.
Wearing his glitzy tiara and a feathered...

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"Waiter" I cried, "there's a shark in my soup

I saw a fin, somewhere in the gloop

Granted it's tiny, but it has me on edge

And it...

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"Hey, Waiter!  There's a shark doing the backstroke in my soup du jour!"

"I wouldn't worry too much about it sir!  He won't eat...

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I was swimming in the ocean enjoying it so much
I back floated and relaxed with my cousins Mat and Hutch
All of a sudden Mat broke...

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I went out to a bar one night 
To have myself a beer 
I went to a place I've never been before 
So I knew...

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By Some Shark

Sermon did seem like a Sunday devotion
About a deep and wide offensive ocean
That washed many a happy surfer ashore
Making them want to do...

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