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Premium Member She’s No Longer Dry - bawdy limerick warning
...My auntie, who was on vacation Was lusting for fast fornication She met a well-hung guy But her foo-foo’s too dry She blurted, “It needs lubrication!” The fella, whose first name w......

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Categories: shagged, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick
Side-By-Side
... Shagged in the back of a shotgun shack at night by moonlight peeping past curtains of burlap sack such a sore sight surrounded by fields of green willing as she'd been tho' torn she ......

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Categories: shagged, boy, father, girl, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Winter Jasmine
... Written: January 12, 2025, for contest Sponsored by: Ink Empress Quote by Poet: " Let the tempting appeal of Jasmine ignites your inner ambition and drive for success". ......

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Categories: shagged, analogy, beauty, flower,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Most Passengers On This 12-Hour-Flight Are Watching Lethal Weapon
...I noticed whilst walking up and down the thing What's going on here I thought I had been given a middle seat In what I consider to be the worst flight I have ever experienced The two passengers e......

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Categories: shagged, cry, depression,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member In the Red - Bawdy
...To the young lady I shagged on the bed Sorry my bank account was so in the red My checkbook had bounced When on you I pounced Dearie, better to be in the red than dead. ......

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Categories: shagged, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Seventies Memories
...Our tribute to the eighteen year old boys who were sent to Viet Nam Was to be chill, chillin, and chillax’in as a tribute to those soon gone. We were groov’n, and groovy, beatnik style, but we call......

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Categories: shagged, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
It - a Love Poem For the Romantically Un-Inclined
...There was never any controlling it? No dodging it. Unloading it? It stuck us both together and held us tightly in its grip We tried our han......

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Categories: shagged, emotions, feelings, funny love,
Form: Free verse
Lust and Love
...Lust and Love She was lusty She was busty She was really really hot He was rusty He was dusty He was really just a clot He did fancy Some of Nancy Wanted her so much it hurt She'd wait ......

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Categories: shagged, love, lust,
Form: Free verse
Losing Control of Life
...Moved to Nene house thought it was a nice place At first it all seemed kind of great Got along with people Turns out they were snakes Smoked bud, sniffed crack Lost control of life Shagged ......

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Categories: shagged, depression, suicide, sympathy,
Form: Bio
Spring of Life
...Out to the bleacher We were drawn By sun burning down, Melting stubborn White snow mounds, While the girls Still with wintry-pale legs Trotted the bases Or lowered to grateful grass In the b......

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Categories: shagged, desire, growing up, spring,
Form: Free verse
Dust
...The greatest comedy of all Was at her funeral- MmaUneghe. The old woman lived for a long, long time In isolation And kicked the bucket of abandonment. They called her "witch." She was old, u......

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Categories: shagged, bereavement, betrayal, death, discrimination,
Form: Elegy
Premium Member The Power Flower
...Flower power “If you’re going to San Francisco be sure to wear a flower in your hair” long and shaggy shagged longing wild And to Berlin or Paris for that matter to dream to meet a gi......

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Categories: shagged, love,
Form: Free verse
The Snow Man
...One must have a mind of winter To regard the frost and the boughs Of the pine trees crusted with snow And have been cold a long time To behold the junipers shagged with ice, The spruces roughe......

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Categories: shagged, age, beautiful,
Form: I do not know?
Dirty Limerick
...Once seduced by his junior coworkers Old man took his dates to the lockers They used penile tweezers And shagged like young weasels Too bad he forgot beta-blockers......

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Categories: shagged, funny, games, lust, men,
Form: Limerick
Big
...Big n hard well babe its been big n hard, the dumb retard? wants planting in pleasures planting pot, or bring some stole viagra, just in case its not:) get a keeper maybe should, enhance ......

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Categories: shagged, adventure,
Form: Ballad

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