Shagged Poems - Poems about Shagged

...I noticed whilst walking up and down the thing What's going on here I thought I had been given a middle seat In what I consider to be the worst flight I have ever experienced The two passengers e......Read the rest...

...Another shift ends. I'm dead on my feet. Too shagged to even eat. The word leads (inevitably) to you... I slipped the timesheets from work today. Another incident occurred... Sweetie, please be ......Read the rest...

...To the young lady I shagged on the bed Sorry my bank account was so in the red My checkbook had bounced When on you I pounced Dearie, better to be in the red than dead. ......Read the rest...

...Our tribute to the eighteen year old boys who were sent to Viet Nam Was to be chill, chillin, and chillax’in as a tribute to those soon gone. We were groov’n, and groovy, beatnik style, but we call......Read the rest...

...There was never any controlling it? No dodging it. Unloading it? It stuck us both together and held us tightly in its grip We tried our han......Read the rest...

...Lust and Love She was lusty She was busty She was really really hot He was rusty He was dusty He was really just a clot He did fancy Some of Nancy Wanted her so much it hurt She'd wait ......Read the rest...

...Moved to Nene house thought it was a nice place At first it all seemed kind of great Got along with people Turns out they were snakes Smoked bud, sniffed crack Lost control of life Shagged ......Read the rest...

...Out to the bleacher We were drawn By sun burning down, Melting stubborn White snow mounds, While the girls Still with wintry-pale legs Trotted the bases Or lowered to grateful grass In the b......Read the rest...

...The greatest comedy of all Was at her funeral- MmaUneghe. The old woman lived for a long, long time In isolation And kicked the bucket of abandonment. They called her "witch." She was old, u......Read the rest...

...Flower power “If you’re going to San Francisco be sure to wear a flower in your hair” long and shaggy shagged longing wild And to Berlin or Paris for that matter to dream to meet a gi......Read the rest...

...One must have a mind of winter To regard the frost and the boughs Of the pine trees crusted with snow And have been cold a long time To behold the junipers shagged with ice, The spruces roughe......Read the rest...

...Once seduced by his junior coworkers Old man took his dates to the lockers They used penile tweezers And shagged like young weasels Too bad he forgot beta-blockers......Read the rest...

...Big n hard well babe its been big n hard, the dumb retard? wants planting in pleasures planting pot, or bring some stole viagra, just in case its not:) get a keeper maybe should, enhance ......Read the rest...

...(This is a fictional poem) When she turned on the lights, I screamed and screamed. I pinched myself because I was hoping it was all just a dream. It was the most horrible thing I ever saw. I ha......Read the rest...

...Crystal dew like sugar water rock candy brewing in a pot on the counter Tom Jones scratching up the record player bell bottoms sweep the floor Carpet shagged to snag the cat Mud green curtains a......Read the rest...