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In the Red - Bawdy

To the young lady I shagged on the bed Sorry my bank account was so in the red My checkbook had bounced When on you I pounced Dearie, better to be in the red than dead. Written April 21, 2022

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Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 4/23/2022 6:21:00 AM

Hahaha, this is awesome! Hugs

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/23/2022 8:44:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed my bawdy little limerick, Cecilia.

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 4/22/2022 2:14:00 AM

Oh this is hilariously chilling!

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/22/2022 7:10:00 AM

That's quite an oxymoron, dear Caren. I didn't even think of it that way.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 4/21/2022 1:14:00 PM

Anything not to be 'red in the head.' ~ A former red-head...

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/21/2022 1:35:00 PM

I suppose you're right, gw. I only married one.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/21/2022 11:07:00 AM

If I'd been her it would have been cash up front, you get nothing for free in this life lol. Tom

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/21/2022 11:17:00 AM

LOL. Only you, Tom. Only you! Thanks for the laugh!