The guy who had long hair, now looks worse with short,
one chap looks so serious all the time, more than he ought;
strange that people like watching murder as tho' it's normal,
personally, I prefer something somewhat more magical.
American drama is paramount, Selleck past his sell-by date,
in fact, content is so prolific, it all starts to become second-rate;
La Brea is outrageous, I like weird but that's just stupid,
whoever wrote it, dreamed it up, their taste was insipid.
I used to think that BBC drama was weak, embarrassing,
but maybe not so bad after all, perhaps we like boring;
I read Mansfield was jealous of Monroe, JFK had the pair,
after 'dealing' with her, he had the time to stand and stare.
We live in fiction, even our own lives are completely unreal,
you like watching murder, careful you're not arrested for how you feel.
Categories:
selleck, america, culture, fantasy,
Form: Sonnet
If you should hear Tom Selleck spout
His irritating, "It turns out..."
It isn't a fluke
Just gobbledygook
Intended to smother your doubt
Categories:
selleck, words,
Form: Limerick
Paul Newman eyes, superhuman strength, tremble my knees.
Tom Selleck moustache, soft brush of sexy invites my kiss.
My sailor’s shirt tapped me on the shoulder, “If I said
you had a good body, would you hold it against me.”
When my “prince” knelt down to tie my shoe, not glass,
I fell in love, way too fast, before I could breathe.
My negligee, on fire with his wanton eyes, marries me.
6/21/2018
Seven lines of romantic heaven...Silent One
Categories:
selleck, love, sexy,
Form: Verse
Magnum, P.I. Investigations
Tom Selleck
Played a fake P.I. who was not always angelic.
Actual P.I. hired by adjacent water district proved
That he had water illegally removed.
Categories:
selleck, celebrity,
Form: Clerihew
Just one Tom Selleck
no matter the roles he plays
he's always Magnum
Categories:
selleck, age,
Form: Haiku
Tom Selleck
Magnum P.I. relic
Law enforcement parts he chose
Now "Blue Bloods" is his new show.
Categories:
selleck, funny,
Form: Clerihew
internet questionnaires say that some women find moustaches to be
signs of maturity, or perhaps a sign of an aggressive male who will
take charge,
even further, some go on to say that moustaches are a sign of
individuality,
because it takes a unique individual to walk around with a rat on his
face.
others state that moustaches are creepy,
and that those like the one john waters wears
signify child molesters or at best,
men that would be looking for old panties in your
basement.
despite it all,
from bronson, gandhi, selleck, nietzsche, dali & einstein,
to mercury, king, cohen, lee, and the likes of will ferrell as
the infamous “ron burgundy,”
it
seems
the
stache
is
here
to
stay.
Categories:
selleck, life,
Form: Free verse
It wasn’t all that long ago that the last sunset took John Wayne—
Not the first to go of a dying breed that rode the scarlet plain.
Yet, we still cling to a clench-jawed and tough, craggy old Clint Eastwood—
As he grits his teeth and don’t say a word – but we all know he could.
They’re last of the last, it’s true – you can almost count them on one hand.
They grow fewer with each passing year all across our once great land.
But there’s still Sam Elliot and James Arness and Robert Duvall—
Kevin Costner, Val Kilmer, Tom Selleck – and some I can’t recall.
They are the very last of the last of our western stars it seems—
When wide open space and tumbleweeds were still the gold dust of dreams
Categories:
selleck, cowboy-western, introspection, nostalgia, people,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Sandra was ready to PLAY
but she told me to go far AWAY
A beauty school QUEEN
would be embarrassed to be SEEN
"You're just not my type,Rodger...if ya know what I MEAN?!"
Ok..so I am not quite the STUD
But at least i'm no Elmer FUDD
Nerds hate to be picked out
however,they are no stick in the MUD
She cherishes RICK
Even though he acts like a -ICK
His Abs are lean and MEAN
A Tom Selleck lookalike MACHINE
They like to blow FACE
and spray me with her can of MACE
This four-eyed man with his pocket protector
Just got burnt by Society's perfect RACE
A chump out of SCHOOL
He is forever a FOOL
The Lasses want tight ASSES
Not a simpleton who can't help but DROOL
The world can kick THEE
Middle-class bullies still pick on ME
I only answer to the man(upstairs)
He's the only one to set me FREE
Categories:
selleck, angst, funny, life, me,
Form: Limerick