Criminal Minds
...The guy who had long hair, now looks worse with short,
one chap looks so serious all the time, more than he ought;
strange that people like watching murder as tho' it's normal,
personally, I prefe...
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Categories:
selleck, america, culture, fantasy,
Form: Sonnet
Turkey Time
...If you should hear Tom Selleck spout
His irritating, "It turns out..."
It isn't a fluke
Just gobbledygook
Intended to smother your doubt...
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Categories:
selleck, words,
Form: Limerick
Soft Brush of Sexy
...Paul Newman eyes, superhuman strength, tremble my knees.
Tom Selleck moustache, soft brush of sexy invites my kiss.
My sailor’s shirt tapped me on the shoulder, “If I said
you had a good body, w...
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Categories:
selleck, love, sexy,
Form: Verse
Magnum, Pi Investigations
...Magnum, P.I. Investigations
Tom Selleck
Played a fake P.I. who was not always angelic.
Actual P.I. hired by adjacent water district proved
That he had water illegally removed....
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Categories:
selleck, celebrity,
Form: Clerihew
Magnum Forever
...Just one Tom Selleck
no matter the roles he plays
he's always Magnum...
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Categories:
selleck, age,
Form: Haiku
Tom Selleck
...Tom Selleck
Magnum P.I. relic
Law enforcement parts he chose
Now "Blue Bloods" is ...
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Categories:
selleck, funny,
Form: Clerihew
Orwells Moustache: Part Ii
...internet questionnaires say that some women find moustaches to be
signs of maturity, or perhaps a sign of an aggressive male who will
take charge,
even further, some go on to say that moustaches are...
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Categories:
selleck, life,
Form: Free verse
The Last of the Last of the Cowboys
...It wasn’t all that long ago that the last sunset took John Wayne—
Not the first to go of a dying breed that rode the scarlet plain.
Yet, we still cling to a clench-jawed and tough, craggy old Cli...
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Categories:
selleck, cowboy-western, introspection, nostalgia, people,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Do I Despise
...Are you offended by my Careless word
Do I Despise
Paradoxes of Similes and Adjectives of the Absurd
Can you not stand,the Meaning of my simple Word
Dressed rather plainly
Upfront in what I hav...
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Categories:
selleck, angst, life, sad, me,
Form: I do not know?
Burnt
...Sandra was ready to PLAY
but she told me to go far AWAY
A beauty school QUEEN
would be embarrassed to be SEEN
"You're just not my type,Rodger...if ya know what I MEAN?!"
Ok..so I am not quit...
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Categories:
selleck, angst, funny, life, me,
Form: Limerick