Orwells Moustache: Part Ii

internet questionnaires say that some women find moustaches to be signs of maturity, or perhaps a sign of an aggressive male who will take charge, even further, some go on to say that moustaches are a sign of individuality, because it takes a unique individual to walk around with a rat on his face. others state that moustaches are creepy, and that those like the one john waters wears signify child molesters or at best, men that would be looking for old panties in your basement. despite it all, from bronson, gandhi, selleck, nietzsche, dali & einstein, to mercury, king, cohen, lee, and the likes of will ferrell as the infamous “ron burgundy,” it seems the stache is here to stay.