Humorous Self Poems

I can't really write a sonnet
But if you want a limerick i'm on it
And if I had to write without rhymezone
My mind would have blown
Therefore...

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Quote: A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. By John Burroughs


Life has many ups...

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I felt like a book 
very tired old and worn out 
needing rest on shelf....

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when I leave the house
sheep have been arranged in fields
and the allocations of cars 
have been made for today’s passing
with scripts sent out nightly
to those...

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Ever been treated like you’re a slice of cake?
By the kind of sleazy men that slither like a  snake?
They’re not the type to give,...

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so I, the riddle 
of my own confoundedness
chewing life’s biscuit


...

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dead rat in the road
flat rat in the road
as if placed without gore
more like a small fur rug
than a rodent
as it ran to its conclusion
not...

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Juice Ex Machina

By Mark D. Stucky
When wine ran out at the wedding in Cana,
why did Mary request and expect Jesus
(who seemed slightly exasperated)
to act as...

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Is the soul a complex place,                                      ...

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Like an shiny apple's rind, 
my outer body all can see.  
Like an apple's fruit,  
I hold many secrets.  
Seeds and beliefs...

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-- Or your daydream! :-D

One lets you pay the bills,
One helps you not scream!...

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Life is but a journey,                                        ...

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In the art galleries of the world,                  ...

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Bake the world a cake and wear your shimmering crown of perfection.
Gorge on pure bites of unearned kindness to feed your grievous bodily farm.
Your dignity...

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I am fine-tuned, well-adjusted, I hope
Not an alcoholic and I don't use dope
My affairs are completely in order
I wasn't caught illegally at the border
I am...

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