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Details | Enclosed Rhyme | Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century Ago Part One Circa April 17th, 2120, or 1820 military time, yours truly attempted crafting id est feeble rhyme far from madding crowd, nevertheless yet lovely bones and flesh quite spry, still considered prime (moost procreative, prodigious, and progressive) stage, since (case ye didn't know) approximately eight score orbitz round Earth's sun still noontime chronologically analogous to protracted lunchtime whereat the average offspring jetson or (daughter) Born twenty years into twenty second century alive and well (still hashtagged as precocious) with drive to safely, sidestep, and surmount establishmentarian archaic, formulaic, and mosaic Judaic/Christian give wry master of words (me) take poetic license to jive reasonably rhyming nope heart tickle early misthrive moost definitely dirty deeds done dirt cheap (trick) super tramping space cowboy lobbing power-drive re: frequently innocent prelapsarian double entendre (Jean Jacques Rousseau) Noble Savage he doth strive even though hanky panky tinged entire his/her story, Homo sapiens animal husbandry hastily did wive.

Details | Rhyme | Recalcitrant Rhymester Demonstrates Reasonable Raillery spoke kin like a true non establishmentarian. Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit renders requiem welcoming thee to visit, no matter foisting poetic riffraff (mine) necessitates applying figurative tourniquet to staunch potential life threatening hemorrhage oozing out fifty shades of your gray cerebral moon unit, thus best be extremely cautious heed warning to preserve self interest and quit while ahead, i.e. stop reading and surreptitiously exit, now lest noggin contents rendered into pureed blivit causing irrevocable damage, now just for fun grab amusement park ride ticket, and picture yourself in a boat on a river squarely bobbing along... barely staying afloat courtesy soaked sponge square pants within skeletal ricket tee skiff analogous to time warped white picket fence forever lost and seasick out of desperation imploring malefic powers that be while moored thick within (think) Scylla and Charybdis not caring a lick despite super tramping cheap trick worse fate than death, where metaphorical flick finds one human flotsam and jetsam (ye) violently sucked into realm wick head witch, which in toto along metaphorical yellow brick road nsync cues soundcloud faintly reminiscent of Herman's hermit mid nineteen sixties approximate time Beatles made mop top headlines both bands selling one after another smash hit, where half crazed lasses frenziedly screamed and threw maniacal fit activating advent of groupies they made nun sense sickle habit to shadow many rock and roll band initially majority identifying as Brit nowadays global musical hodgepodge synthesized linkedin with fitbit.

Details | Enclosed Rhyme | The Day After Christmas Letdown When Just a Little Boy Upon reflecting with misty eyes childhood days of yore the mantle of anticipatory excitement mantle I wore upon advent of December twenty fifth not quite threescore years ago knew nothing about being dirt poor yours truly doggedly felt sense of belonging among k9 korp versus moody blues hangdog look resembling Eeyore. Now fast forward envisioning gray bewhiskered scraggly muttering old Unitarian that would be yours truly courtesy hyperbole as would be obvious upon quick visual scan, who dabbles writing at least one poem within twenty four hour time frame i.e. quotidian basis, eh not so much an outdoorsman these days and definitely not, nor ever trumpeted taps as militiaman within the ranks of Kublai Khan emperor of China, and grandson of Genghis Khan I remain holed up within one bedroom apartment unit b44 as iceman, no, not by choice, but series of unfortunate events primarily faulty heater at the mercy of fate, a mere dice toss gameplan always associated as separate among establishmentarian forever dreamily fancying married to countrywoman, combination platter academician. Lo and behold days mein kampf slipped and slid away leaving faded memories precious young lad oft times felt alienated (think) castaway yet simultaneously unable to flyaway loosing self from mother's apron strings, while slipping grip signals foray into abyss conjured courtesy thru information superhighway. Reflection upon tempus fugit incredulous kick arse lightspeed precocious age sentimental reverie storybook happy go lucky idyllic past indeed, then bound by ignorance, hence blissfulness no longer doth proceed.

Details | Dramatic Verse | November 6th 2018 Election Day November 6th 2018 - election day Later today after all votes get cast post final countdown, the winning candidates ought to be known way before break fast cometh on the lanced morrow (for champions), nonetheless my fingers and toes crossed, that those donned diametrically opposed to establishmentarian (reed conservative buttoned down MAGA stalwarts) deemed more dangerous than beastie boys, or foo fighting, Outkast sans, these progressive forward thinking Democratic activists (purportedly threatening gerrymandered territory, where white Anglo Saxon Protestant hegemony dominates status quo regarding dhow ting Thomas Nast tee Donkeys as hashtagged by Trump), I pray these true purring blue state representatives clinch, the majority to oust vast Republican politicians cowed, demeaned, and excoriated for NOT fawning prince supple lee, nor paying expected obeisance as mealy mouth sycophants, that she push hilly accede toward belligerent, execrable, and incriminating, nee Machiavellian hot headed, quasi coiffed, donned, and puffed que hair raising bully, whose vindictive uber lyft tartly tinged tongue lashing, they risk acerbic punitive un re lent ting vitriol stemming from recalcitrance determined by the fuhrer wannabe wool shear lee be silenced unless that bigoted, "FAKE" man hat tinned unabashed, unhinged, and unruly villainous president we the village people nominated to bulldoze zee American free dumbs, now made irrelevant!

Details | Rhyme | Apostle Matthew Encountered Apostle Matthew encountered... artist, dragon and gangster extraordinaire Here at 2 Highland Manor Drive Schwenksville, Pennsylvania. Actually all three people linkedin to each other courtesy Dissociative Identity Disorder (Multiple Personality Disorder). Wiccan up to mystical alien way I raptly listened as she didst soothsay scanned -- din heavy yen reference about paganistic folkloric history regarding Sweden and Oslo (also) Norway. The missus dubbed aforementioned young gal "curvy girl," a zaftig smart young woman super talented self taught herself to draw, sketch, and paint. Only unmarried millennial men need apply, perhaps someone who hails from buckeye state - ideally above average humorous gallivanting fellow plus somewhat meshuggeneh cockeye Louie garden variety wealthy eccentric recluse who doth blatantly defy establishmentarian paradigm you rarely espy, cause he stays sequestered about dozen doors down from (femme fatale) ha said alluded to chick named three faces of Jen Fry easy on the eyes courtesy me, a generic guy, who experienced amicable chat referencing aforementioned lass the first encounter with her found yours truly saying "hi" devoid of ulterior motives only casual acquaintanceship did I imply cuz even if this former bachelor (got married twenty fifth of July nineteen hundred and ninety six) hypothetically decoupled, cuz the age difference between us quite substantial qua aging baby boomer born two years after Bridge over the River Kwai filmed - then rocked to sleep courtesy Brahms lullaby if fain to sire offspring with lass (young enough to be my daughter) kiddos would witness their papa to mummify Our friendly communication peppered with structures of silence coasted along with zest and dialed up quite lathered dialogue betwixt us I do attest mutual comfort level quickly established between yours truly and said attractive beefy babe, who possessed killer thunder thighs shaking the entire firmament.

Details | Political Verse | Anti Establishmentarian - Hashtags Himself As Antithetical Anti Establishmentarian - hashtags himself as antithetical I stand, (albeit figuratively) athwart current mainstream popular opinions concluded (i.e. swirling) within metaphorical eddies storied Senate high court case in point constituting acquittal regarding good and plenti jinxed high crimes and misdemeanors purportedly linkedin quid pro quo president Donald John Trump, whereby Republican partisan tipping point ultimately decreed triumph able, eager, ready, and willing to escort kickstarting naysayers, rebel rousers, and woebegone yawping zealots (think Democrats) courtesy, a fictional humanoid robot christened Gort first debut appearance in 1951 20th Century Fox American science fiction film The Day the Earth Stood Still. Smug mugshot depicts victorious commander in chief with jutting jaw can now figuratively wring his hands (more resembling puffed wheat bear paw) whereat he reveals sharp glistening barbed freighted, galvanized pointed claw daring any elected official to follow scofflaw (think Nancy Pelosi, who got hustled off - her role as speaker of the House security details immediately did withdraw faster than greased lightning, and/or Quick Draw Mcgraw after she ripped Trump’s State of the Union speech), she definitely decreed guilty of fas paux undoubtedly wincing how she got raw end concerning high stakes Art of the Deal. Drama under domed capital suddenly (hello kitty) meow my tectonically shifted analogous to hydrogen bomb that fell out of sky starring loose cannon shot supremely above United States government law, oh my dog I wanna die versus enduring four more years, one garden variety generic guy who doth agonizingly decry what will become of truth tellers forced to lie thru their teeth... er (yours truly) dentures, whereby that will pose no deterrent for bluetooth to spy every painstaking action cumulative data nowhere off limits, yupper even becoming American as apple pie plus embedded into skein of ordinary house fly, thus essentially fomenting grassroots freedom fighting militia to stave off doom... analogous as one after another protesters dangle over the River Kwai.

Details | Free verse | Recluse By Dint of Circumstance First Cell He/him (ratty, scrawny, and tetchy ugly villain) scurried into dark recesses of hermitage averse to cavort, frolic, inure himself into the duplicitous schemes capitalized, glorified, popularized courtesy vanity of Homo sapiens lest imp of the pervert already sacrificed as renegade hashtagged heretic condemned without merciful intervention after being duped into capture subsequently broadcast viz TikTok, when turncoat quasi nincompoop kook Harmet Harms kickstarted, ejaculated, and blurted out hideaway of sought after perpetrator to burn (no small potatoes) at stake, but fortunately falsely accused unbound against immolation and reprieve jumpstarted, issued, and hissed eleventh hour granted clemency commuted death penalty criminal sentenced solitary isolation rat infested dungeon housing convicted prisoner ultimate crime and punishment (decreed as non establishmentarian) doled out after protracted proceedings courtesy amazing graceful puffed dragon unwittingly delivered merciful respite. After being shackled hand and foot then dragged into vermin infested cell cowled ascetic (an exceptional escape artist) busied himself disentangling restraints and suppressed giddiness when successfully free. Off behind fake facade walled in imponderable bedrock dark passageways tunneled off into unsuspecting chamber of secrets, whereby amateur (he) brewed exotic gaseous/ liquified potions tumbled, gurgled, bubbled... lethal skull and crossbones labeled mixtures especially intriguing adept alchemist expert possessed sixth sense intuitively discerning deadly scorpion stinging poisons abracadabra wizardry magic spell cast rendered, kindled, eased tormentors severity relaxed spellbound granted salvation. Hence busily engrossed at makeshift laboratory, our mutual (of Omaha) friend did potchke with vials; every now and again referencing ancient looking tome vaporous emissions served as smoke screen. Hands of father time painstakingly elapsed amidst flickr ring torchlight grotesquely accentuating exaggerating ferociously pantomiming silhouettes courtesy hungry skittering varmints hurriedly scurrying to and fro.

Details | Free verse | I Espouse Playing the Baiting Game With the Missus (which above frolicsome gambit I mastered) After mine wife asks for this, that or something else rife with intent to provide barrel of laughs, (likened to barrel of monkeys) yours truly crafts description how we share mirth validating how our respective worth matters each to the other acting childlike to stave off altercations that might come down figurative pike worst case scenario whereby I strike mine steadfast fine (prairie home) companion. Neither rules nor regulations exist to our made up silly game whereby whenever one of us knowingly reaches out to latch hold of desired item specified by name, the other person feigns to hand over then pulls back same alluded to object held aloft (think non verbal teasing banter) said motions sustained moments before until... participant/ recipient (trying in vain to grab their coveted cherished jackknifed prized possession) becomes angry as raging bull. Ofttimes when I pretend to surrender that specific something sought after by her royal highness prefers advanced version, she doth lapse into her guttural patois, which scrambled, throttled, and vocalized (back of the throat utterances) metrically syncopated (couching unspoken) unclear clues her primal wordless request vaguely analogous to decipher cryptograms, whereby, I learned to look for patterns. Yesteryear selective pastimes whiling away hours included many a cognitively challenging endeavors comprising decoding enigmatic intriguing looking English language riddles located within entertainment section of The Philadelphia Inquirer no I could never solve sudoku, but eldest daughter (Eden Liat - yea "star student" who matriculated and graduated summa cum laude courtesy University of Pennsylvania breezed thru those logic-based, combinatorial number-placement puzzle. How bland a marriage devoid of non establishmentarian activities, none of which include physical intimacy, cuz me libido indeed went deep south linkedin with half dozen plus medications yours truly readily swallows prescribed medication to alleviate mental health issues such as: anxiety, obsessive compulsive behavior, palmar hyperhidrosis, mild depression et alia.

Details | Dramatic Verse | Voyage To the Bottom of This Prevaricated Forth Write Declaration. As most every girl and boy taught back in the day, or more recently going to Zerns, a golden age of story telling, when rapt listening ears willingly leant eager attention to a riveting speaker such as this jolly shop o' horror keeper learned, modest, and non establishmentarian obliging self, ( who even now doth still yearns) to spin a tattling tale), this ole codger, who today more frequently, keenly, and patiently plods along memory lane then yesterday (along one, whose pathway, could be trekked blindfolded so often by foot thee trail traversed, (yet without ever feeling a sense of duff fete) over hills and thru woods thick with wary, scary, and Rem: markably hairy muppet like monsters, the author, who wrote 10,000 Leagues Under The Sea, (and other suspense filled stories namely the prolific writer Jules Gabriel Verne's), vivid imagination, would undoubtedly have experienced a field day in seventh heaven taking wooded rough hewn rudimentary walkabout by turns clear cut versus creepy simply to reach a one classroom per grade school, where masters did teach being apprenticed asper Art Of The Deal (latent within power to sound convincing, though "FAKE,)" but convincing legendary personal myths repeated to bolster appeal such as larger then life "Founding Fathers" unquestionable brazen, brave, and brass daring deeds across the Lake (Atlantic Ocean, whose worsted weave sub woofer - did make the 6:00 o'clock news the evening of July 4th 1776, and thus didst spake (perhaps with the help of Zarathustra) yet,...the under belly of such bravura involved take king (by subtle or obvious force) lands revered by Native Americans leaving a trail of tears, destruction, and death (more accurately genocide), thus my (expected patriotism) moored within wicked wake, hence aye avail muted tone deaf emotion on par with a charade particularly, where deportees of late awful treatment force me to a give a low (Failing) grade, where home of the brave land of the free do masquerade (or visa versa) makes a mockery, travesty, sham parade AND this chap feels as if, he too partook of murerderous indigenous raid!

Details | Rhyme | Anti Establishmentarian Hashtags Himself As Antithetical Anti Establishmentarian - hashtags himself as antithetical The following poem crafted not quite thirty months ago, when severe bad hair day found yours truly self sequestered toying with notion to coif, primp, and tease, his limp locks, (whose hirsute trademark noncompliant) donned, heaped, lacquered, and puffed daddy up swiftly tailored, and the harried style analogous to infamous forty fifth president. I stand, (albeit figuratively) athwart current mainstream popular opinions concluded (i.e. swirling) within metaphorical eddies storied Senate high court case in point constituting acquittal regarding good and plenti jinxed high crimes and misdemeanors purportedly linkedin quid pro quo then president Donald John Trump, whereby Republican partisan tipping point ultimately decreed triumph able, eager, ready, and willing to escort kickstarting naysayers, rebel rousers, and woebegone yawping zealots (think Democrats) courtesy, a fictional humanoid robot christened Gort first debut appearance in 1951 20th Century Fox American science fiction film The Day the Earth Stood Still. Smug mugshot depicts victorious commander in chief with jutting jaw can now figuratively wring his hands (more resembling puffed wheat bear paw) whereat he reveals sharp glistening barbed freighted, galvanized pointed claw daring any elected official to follow scofflaw (think Nancy Pelosi, who got hustled off - her role as speaker of the House security details immediately did withdraw faster than greased lightning, and/or Quick Draw Mcgraw after she ripped Trump’s State of the Union speech), she definitely decreed guilty of fas paux undoubtedly wincing how she got raw end concerning high stakes Art of the Deal. Drama under domed capital suddenly (hello kitty) meow my tectonically shifted analogous to hydrogen bomb that fell out of sky starring loose cannon shot supremely above United States government law, oh my dog I wanna die versus enduring four more years, one garden variety generic guy who doth agonizingly decry what will become of truth tellers forced to lie thru their teeth... er (yours truly) dentures, whereby that will pose no deterrent for bluetooth to spy every painstaking action cumulative data nowhere off limits, yupper even becoming American as apple pie plus embedded into skein of ordinary house fly, thus essentially fomenting grassroots freedom fighting militia to stave off doom... analogous as one after another protesters dangle over the River Kwai.

Details | Rhyme | Friendly Pirate Wannabe Flies His Jolly Roger Friendly pirate wannabe flies his Jolly Roger... while surfing cyber seas today March 2nd, 2021. Actually yours truly quite a literate codger (ah shucks just missed being draft dodger) no not for baseball team, but Vietnam War circa November 1, 1955 – April 30, 1975. Though non establishmentarian logophile, battle weary shambling thru gauntlet aisle where nasty, short and brutish bullies hurt painfully shy socially withdrawn little boy now scores of years later courtesy reverse peristalsis generates yellow-green fluid made by liver stored in gallbladder and passes through common bile duct into duodenum where it helps digest fat bile law, said obnoxious nefarious miscreants cannot leave a innocent victim (scathed for life) receive just deserts after mature individual summons courage and doth dial representative strong arm of law to exile forcing motley crew to march single file into custody, where delinquent juvenile obligated to under rehabilitation - ofttimes impossible mission easier thread camel thru eye of needle by kilometers or mile, which lock em up philosophy (to redeem any salvageable thread of humanity etched within damaged punkish thug) might find accused ring leader pointing in one direction poor (young) fella suddenly exhibits scared quivering (like loosed arrow) harried style. Writing, (albeit hyperbolic and poetic) riffs mine therapeutic and cathartic panacea to vent emotional tears and ruptures patched courtesy passion cobbling words literary figurative stent linkedin bajillion fractured pieces of my psyche to blunt and/or sublimate psychologically pent up psychological travails, plus I attend therapy iterated thru previous literary postings (Renee Cardone - a Clinical Social Worker Specialist Royersford, Pennsylvania), she graduated with honors in 1982, her existence meant as dogsend https://springfordcs.doxy.me/sfcsrc. Other holistic strategies to cope with legacy of emotional fallout (I don't necessarily blame any cruel teasing nor genetic proclivity with schizoid personality disorder) courtesy dame Kuritsky (mother dearest), who passed away almost sixteen Earth orbitz ago, her - a flame figuratively caught eyes of Boyce Brandon both young flirts played catch me if can game. Retrospective ascertaining origin of why and how I found life, liberty and pursuit of happiness such an onerous struggle - thy inherited genetic genealogical robust stock (predominantly Ashkenazi) might qualify me as certifiably Jewish, though atheism constitutes schema of existence well nigh.

Details | Free verse | As a Resident of Schwenksville Boro For Five Plus Years As a resident of Schwenksville Boro for five plus years... Intersection upon adventitious encounter, when first seed of genocide planted unsuspecting subsequent rapid usurpation quickly eradicated rightful breed of what coalesced into thee Americas. I experience stir of echoes haunting Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania, which lands ceded To William Penn for a song (and lap dance routine) courtesy Lenni Lenape peoples. When the concept of land ownership brokered between Europeans and indigenous tribes the latter occupants oblivious to land acquisition, (a concept alien to autochthonous population), which posed catastrophic disadvantage upon onset of fatal impact. I too flirt with the cosmology that no tract upon terra firma (housing aggregate body of flora and fauna nsync with resources atop and below demarcated circumscribed area) can be rightfully owned. What or who (pray tell) dispenses the privilege, whereby an individual steeped in the construct of capitalism gains the inalienable right to purchase blocked off section of Earthly paradise (before edenic once isolated unbroken tremendous expanse of terrain suitable for agriculture such as: forest, mountain, prairie, river, valley... snapped up courtesy savvy buyers née aggressive men with steely resolve sought to mortgage Mother Nature for coloninialization, commercialization, industrialization, or other utilization, when verdant rolling hills decreed as prime real estate. I (an American with Semitic genealogy) dismisses western establishmentarian credo, diktat, ethos... notion constituting appropriation of property (namely securing rightful title to accrue and retain monies levied courtesy legal ordinances or strong arm tactics exploiting potentially deemed riches latent within soil (leant) green. Unbeknownst origin of mine antithetical, atypical, enigmatical, fantastical, heretical... viewpoints markedly divergent from prevalent usurpation indeed linkedin with fledgling United States canonical, dogmatical, geopolitical, and more than hypothetical manifest destiny. Heartsickness arises pondering abomination, brutalization, cannibalization, decimation, eradication, federalization..., whereby relatively happy go lucky matrimonial ceremonies bolstered longevity of some arbitrary tribal nation, their prime concern constituted appeasing pantheon of gods and/or goddesses that populated as their webbed, wide world spun one after another generation keeping intact oral traditions until cultural disaster struck ferocious deadly blow severely renting asunder, profoundly wreaking havoc upon naively innocent natives "white man's" duplicity, hypocrisy, mendacity... gussied up as one cruel hoax ousting defenseless native inhabitants foisting, dislodging, begetting flagrant eminent domain.

Details | Free verse | Voyage To the Bottom of This Voyage to the bottom of this... prevaricated forth write Declaration! As most every girl and boy taught back in the day, learning base sic life lessons, when going to Zerns, now permanently closed, but once upon a time one bustling, flourishing, thriving Farmers Market formerly a year-round farmers' market located in Gilbertsville, Pennsylvania. It was located along Philadelphia Avenue near Bartman Avenue, close to Pennsylvania Route 100. Two buildings located on the property: a lowercase "t" shaped main building and an "L" shaped enclosed flea market building, where characters across all walks of life congregated gabbled, regaled each the others akin to golden age of storytelling, when rapt listening ears willingly leant eager attention to a riveting speaker such as this jolly shop o' horror keeper learned, modest, and non establishmentarian obliging self, (who even now doth still yearns) to spin a tattling tale, this ole codger, who today more frequently, keenly, and patiently plods along volatile memory lane visiting woebegone yesteryear scores of orbitz ago, those well worn pathways, could be trekked blindfolded so often by foot thee trails traversed, (yet without ever feeling a sense of duff feet) over hills and thru woods thick with wary, scary, nerdy, and Rem: markably hairy muppet like monsters, the author, who wrote 10,000 Leagues Under The Sea, (and other suspense filled stories namely the prolific writer Jules Gabriel Verne's), vivid imagination him, would undoubtedly have experienced a field day in seventh heaven taking wooded rough hewn rudimentary walkabout by turns clear cut versus creepy simply to reach a one classroom per grade school, where masters did teach being apprenticed asper Art Of The Deal (latent within power to sound convincing, though "FAKE,)" but convincing legendary personal myths repeated to bolster appeal such as larger then life "Founding Fathers" unquestionable brazen, brave, and brass daring deeds across the Lake (Atlantic Ocean, whose worsted weave subwoofer - did make the 6:00 o'clock news the evening of July 4th 1776, and thus didst spake (perhaps with the help of Zarathustra) yet,...the under belly of such bravura involved take king (by subtle or obvious force) lands revered by Native Americans leaving a trail of tears, destruction, and death (more accurately genocide), thus my (expected patriotism) moored within wicked wake, hence aye avail muted tone deaf emotion on par with a charade particularly, where deportees of late awful treatment force me to a give a low XXX slant (Failing) grade, where home of the brave land of the free (or visa versa) do masquerade makes a mockery, travesty, sham parade AND this chap feels as if, he too partook of murderous indigenous raid venal business complete, when every once proud “Red man” violently slayed or displayed as token showpiece bartered analogous to bustling art house trade unless demise snatched uprooted human property subsequently conveniently waylaid.

Details | Free verse | Future time traveler looks back one century ago Future time traveler looks back one century ago I exhibit health and virility at one hundred and 64 years astride planet earth, whereby spouse, (who remained married to yours truly for about one century – which elapsed in blink of an eye) long since gave up the ghost, which found me receptive to possible mission to date women (strong of body, mind, and spirit with frontier spirit) young enough to be my granddaughter. Circa December 4th, 2123, or 1212 military time, yours truly attempted crafting id est feeble rhyme far from madding crowd, nevertheless yet lovely bones and flesh quite spry, still considered prime (moost procreative, prodigious, and progressive) stage, since (case ye didn't know) approximately eight score orbitz round Earth's sun still noontime chronologically analogous to protracted lunchtime whereat the average offspring jetson or (daughter). Born twenty three years into twenty second century alive and well (still hashtagged as precocious) with drive to safely, sidestep, and surmount establishmentarian archaic, formulaic, and mosaic Judaic/Christian give wry master of words (me) take poetic license to jive reasonably rhyming nope heart tickle early misthrive moost definitely dirty deeds done dirt cheap (trick) super tramping space cowboy lobbing power-drive re: frequently innocent prelapsarian double entendre (Jean Jacques Rousseau) Noble Savage he doth strive even though hanky panky tinged entire his/her story, Homo sapiens animal husbandry hastily did wive. Bajillion years after proto humans experienced woe countless figurative early Brady bunched bro doggie dimples encountered necessity to escape cohabitation (marital covenant alien), yet quasi marital brouhaha ofttimes witnessed altercation begetting re: thorough out baby with bath water phenomena, which literal cruel fate heavily peppered past (mine) accounting lamely explaining Pink Floyd momentary status quo upended accompanied courtesy lapse of reason no definitive evidence to substantiate claim, yet I know without shadowed doubt every friggin forebear (hoe pining to savor manumission, versus cotton pickin) back breaking stoop labor think indentured escrow harking back to days of our lives (mainly bonobo nasty, short and brutus creatures millenniums ago unsung simian kindred beings suffering figurative ruffled horse feathers nsync with bird in hand dodo which latter species long extinct (as Dutch good eats) now non sequitur (sea quitter) mine homeboys/girls comprising Harris eventual clan (of craven lionized "scapegoats" set genealogical precedent, and grew some real winners gentiles, who commingled and intermarried, and united proudly to kvetch as Jew) eventually acquiring redeeming qualities conveniently best caricatured as features exhibited by Mister MaGoo invariably dear reader "fake" anecdote ye will poo poo as well how storied and fabled coronavirus (COVID-19) medical technicians reference quaint pandemic setting figurative global stage brethren and sistern microbes made webbed, wide world wish for said good ole days cuz, communique done being crafted about six hours marine hated, armies of beastie boys slain 2123 yahoo the darndest, latest microscopic bugaboo nearly slew entire population, hence envision terra firma with divine providence absolute zero people as edenic provenance (metaphorically offering tabula rasa view.

Details | Rhyme | Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century Ago Future time traveler looks back one century ago The following poem tweaked courtesy original author who crafted literary endeavor some couple years ago. Now circa August 20th, 2122, or 1930 military time, yours truly attempted drafting id est feeble rhyme far from madding crowd, nevertheless yet lovely bones and flesh quite spry, still considered prime moost procreative, prodigious, professorial and progressive stage coach, since he capitalized palsied belles-lettres (case ye didn't know) approximately eight score plus orbitz round Earth's sun still noontime chronologically - analogous to protracted lunchtime, whereat in summer re: an average offspring royal jetson or judicious daughter born twenty two years into twenty second century alive and well (still hashtagged as precocious) with drive to safely, sidestep, and surmount establishmentarian archaic, formulaic, and mosaic Judaic/Christian give wry master of words (me) take poetic license to jive reasonably rhyming nope heart tickle early bird misthrive moost definitely dirty deeds done dirt cheap (trick) super tramping space cowboy hobbing lobbying power-drive re: frequently innocent prelapsarian double entendre (Jean Jacques Rousseau) Noble Savage he doth strive even though hanky panky tinged entire his/her story, Homo sapiens animal husbandry hastily did (oh Henry) wive. Bajillion years after proto humans experienced woe countless figurative early Brady bunched bro doggie dimples encountered necessity to escape cohabitation (marital covenant alien), yet quasi unbridled brouhaha ofttimes witnessed altercation begetting re: thorough out baby with bath water phenomena, which literal cruel fate heavily peppered past (mine, piper who got quite petered out) accounting lamely explaining Pink Floyd momentary status quo upended accompanied courtesy lapse of reason no definitive evidence to substantiate claim, yet I know without darkly shadowed doubt every friggin forebear hoe pining to savor manumission, versus cotton pickin back breaking stoop labor think indentured escrow harking back as webbed wide world turns to days of our lives mainly bonobo nasty, short and brute tush creatures millenniums ago unsung bipedal simian kindred beings suffering figurative ruffled horse feathers nsync with bird in hand dodo which latter species long extinct (as Dutch good eats) now non sequitur (sea quitter) mine homeboys/girls comprising Harris eventual clan of craven lionized "scapegoats" set genealogical precedent, and (fantastically grew like nose of Pinocchio, some real winners gentiles, who commingled and intermarried, and united proudly to kvetch as Jew eventually acquiring redeeming qualities conveniently best caricatured as features exhibited by Mister MaGoo invariably dear reader "fake" anecdote ye will poo poo as well how storied and fabled coronavirus (COVID-19) medical technicians reference quaint pandemic setting figurative global stage brethren and cistern microbes made webbed, wide world wish for said good ole days cuz, communique done being crafted about six hours marine hated, armies of Linkin Park - foo fighting beastie boys slayed 2122 yahoos, the darndest, hastiest, latest, paunchiest piloted microscopic bugaboo nearly slew entire population, hence envision terra firma with divine providence absolute zero people as edenic provenance metaphorically offering tabula rasa view.

Details | Rhyme | Circa February 12th, 2122 10:30 Pm Circa February 12th, 2122 ~ 10:30 PM Equals twenty one thirty 22:30 military time future time traveler looks back one century ago, oceanic waterways overladen with green slime, yours truly attempted crafting id est feeble rhyme far from madding crowd, nevertheless yet lovely bones and flesh quite spry, still considered prime (moost procreative, prodigious, and progressive) stage, since (case ye didn't know) approximately eight score orbitz round Earth's sun still noontime chronologically analogous to protracted lunchtime whereat the average offspring jetson or (daughter) can be sweet as apple pie or sour as lemon or lime cell metabolism catalytic converter courtesy enzyme routine medical procedure costs about one dime. Me - born fifty nine years into twentieth century alive eight score and three years secret condiment iz chive and well (still hashtagged as precocious) with drive to safely, sidestep, and surmount establishmentarian archaic, formulaic, and mosaic Judaic/Christian hive found synchronicity within Unitarian Church more so parents introduced dogmatic, ethic, fundamentalistic jargonistic, kinetic, linguistic, pluralistic, quixotic I've discovered compatibility with non religious teaching wry master of words (me) take poetic license to jive reasonably rhyming nope heart tickle early misthrive moost definitely dirty deeds done dirt cheap (trick) super tramping space cowboy lobbing power-drive re: frequently innocent prelapsarian double entendre (Jean Jacques Rousseau) Noble Savage he doth strive even though hanky panky tinged entire his/her story, Homo sapiens animal husbandry hastily did wive. Formalities encompass chalice lighting ma yoyo wing liberal Democratic political bent embraces XO shorthand for virtual affectionate charisma minister Reverend Margret O'Neal imparts open greeting congregation Sunday at ten thirty AM courtesy zoom bajillion years after proto humans experienced woe countless figurative early Brady bunched bro doggie dimples encountered necessity to escape cohabitation (marital covenant alien), yet quasi marital brouhaha ofttimes witnessed altercation begetting re: thorough out baby with bath water phenomena, which literal cruel fate heavily peppered past (mine) accounting lamely explaining Pink Floyd momentary status quo upended accompanied courtesy lapse of reason no definitive evidence to substantiate claim, yet I know without shadowed doubt every friggin forebear (hoe pining to savor manumission, versus cotton pickin) back breaking stoop labor think indentured escrow harking back to days of our lives (mainly bonobo nasty, short and brutus creatures millenniums ago unsung simian kindred beings suffering figurative ruffled horse feathers nsync with bird in hand dodo which latter species long extinct (as Dutch good eats) now non sequitur (sea quitter) mine homeboys/girls comprising Harris eventual clan (of craven lionized "scapegoats" set genealogical precedent, and grew some real winners gentiles, who commingled and intermarried, and united proudly to kvetch as Jew) eventually acquiring redeeming qualities conveniently best caricatured as features exhibited by Mister MaGoo invariably dear reader "fake" anecdote ye will poo poo as well how storied and fabled coronavirus (COVID-19) medical technicians reference quaint pandemic setting figurative global stage brethren and sistern microbes made webbed, wide world wish for said good ole days cuz, communiqué done being crafted about six hours marine hated, armies of beastie boys slain 2122 yahoo the darndest, latest microscopic bugaboo nearly slew entire population, hence envision terra firma with divine providence absolute zero people as edenic provenance (metaphorically offering tabula rasa view.

Details | Free verse | Literate Lettered Latitudinarian Literate lettered latitudinarian Presents the following slapdash higglety-pigglety bupkis, whereby reader experiences being mentally hogtied perusing pseudo poetic perambulation devoid of sense and sensibility welcoming character assassination concerning pride of yours truly, who merely strung together words sharing "arian" as their last five letters for no particular rhyme nor reason quite aware that forced gobbledygook underwrites storied reputation of unnamed aspiring author cramming nonsense linkedin jibber-jabber hodgepodge fashion deplorable basketed mumbo jumbo giving pop slop a run for its' money. Yours truly considers himself (courtesy obsessive compulsive fixation with alphabetization even when dreaming counting sheep jumping over figurative fence by first name) drawn toward being abecedarian, albeit hankers being agrarian, yet I consider myself suburban simian (a garden variety Homo sapiens) no more significant than alcyonarian expressing his antiauthoritarian, intolerance toward antiegalitarian, antihumanitarian, antilibertarian, agog over antiquarian tomes replete with antitotalitarian manifesto buzzfeeding ma (zee papa's) sixty plus shades of gray, cuz hive got news for you courtesy doxy me, a generic erudite apiarian, non-aquarian, once mighty araucarian, (when during Jurassic and Cretaceous periods our family achieved maximum diversity distributed across almost entire webbed wide world), nevertheless one humble wordsmith decries authoritarian, barbarian, Cesarean segmentation of rooted centenarian elders strongly resembling cnidarians, who foster communitarian, contrarian culinarian, disciplinarian, disestablishmentarianism decrees expatiating dogmatic, emphatic, idealistic duly strict ethos incorporating freedom of the press documentarian, egalitarian establishmentarian, filarian favoring fruitarian disavowing jump/kickstaring futilitarian endeavors administering grammarian, hereditarian, questioning humanitarian versus inegalitarian paradigms celebrating progressive legislation courtesy coterie as Democratic jubilarian attributing insights to sustenance comprising Diet of Worms and laminarian, which boosts rock ribbed lapidarian, libertarian, librarian lunarian, who dons gay apparel and trumpets majoritarian fly in the ointment milarian espousing millenarian credo, whereby absent free will necessitarian forces at large effect staid senior citizens, especially nonagenarian, advocating nonauthoritarian, bookish nonlibrarian nonsectarian, nontotalitarian, nonutilitarian, beefy nonutilitarian, nonvegetarian, and octogenarian brethren, begat in part courtesy ovarian haploid gamete, which offspring could trend toward ovolactovegetarian maybe collecting parian ware adornments pricey merchandise afforded courtesy parliamentarian income sessions conducted (without resistance), whereby officials closely resemble blood sucking planarian ceaselessly patting each other (and themselves) on the back congratulating exulting, gushing ala Old Faithful platitudinarian attributing their foibles to postlapsarian forebears awaiting salvation postmillenarian bags already packed eagerly awaiting deliverance into seventh heaven as promised by divine predestinarian a time analogous to virtuous age of innocence re: prelapsarian or lost souls peopling congress and house of representatives purportedly official do bidding for proletarian class of population once upon bajillion years in the past initial life forms similar to radiolarian propelled themselves thru primordial sea after lapse of eons diverse riparian organisms with nary a hint of vocations such as rosarian, sanitarian, sectarian seminarian dedicated worker still going strong as septuagenarian, or sexagenarian.