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Humorous Scary Poems

These Humorous Scary poems are examples of Scary poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Scary Humorous poems written by international poets.

Premium Member The Halloween Party
ITs another Halloween 
There are groups walking the street
Looking happy with themselves 
And their stash from trick or treat 

We’ve got toffees by the door...

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Categories: scary, fun, halloween, humorous, parents,

Premium Member The Picture
The picture 
She bends over the lace making table
Fingers swollen knuckles hard and round
Silent conversation hands to cotton, cotton to hand
Weaving and wefting
 Curling and...

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Categories: halloween, humorous, october, scary,
Premium Member What -- Was I Thinking
What... Was I thinking -- again... Dangerous habit... Got to kick it soon... 



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Categories: humorous, scary,
Premium Member Trick Or Treat
Careless stepping 
over the sole 
onto the tongue 
taking foothold

tingling the leg crawl

bravery perhaps
unwise direction
the venomous creep
dreadful little faces
with large vengeance
fire-ants the masks
their own

next one’s...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: scary, courage, dance, dark, halloween,
Premium Member Red Hot Cayene Pepper
red hot cayene pepper
bit my tongue ~ mouth like a snake
I need an ice cube...

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Categories: food, humor, pain, scary,

The End of Flesh
This is way the flesh ends not in burning or dust
Not in a whimper but a scream
As you see I am an Artiste and such,...

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Categories: scary, allegory, analogy, anger, anxiety,
A Pink Dilemma
Her bottle of Pepto was missing 
    Her husband could hear all the hissing
Her cheeks sighed a sigh
    ...

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Categories: scary, cute, destiny, humor, humorous,
Premium Member Chupacabra
Chupacabra came in the night
It gave everyone great fright
	Jack shouted a loud "Boo!”
	Chupacabra withdrew
and hid in shadow out of sight....

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Categories: funny, giggle, humorous, scary,
Twilight
Is that you there 
I recognize that stair
Those eyes of a faraway dream
Fancy seeing you here, on this twilight day 
While walking along this 
Sterile...

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Categories: scary, allegory, allusion, analogy, angst,
Premium Member Demons Do Exist
DEMONS DO EXIST . . . 

You can't spend all your time stuffing them in your bottom drawer
In time they will all work their way...

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Categories: scary, crazy, humorous, imagination, metaphor,
Premium Member At Night
He sits in the tree 
at night waiting and watching 
for his prey to come 

 

Date Written: 10/16/2019 

Owl Haiku Poetry Contest      ...

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Categories: food, night, scary, tree,
Barnabas Oral's Sightless Game
He plays throughout the house at night 
a braille touch for his lack of sight
and dreams of all the crippled things 
with broken legs and...

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Categories: scary, dark, games, humorous, psychological,
Premium Member Quiver
I was shaken from my bed,                   ...

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Categories: dream, house, husband, scary,
Premium Member Touring the Future With the Dapper Ring Master
GOOD AFTERNOON 
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
WELCOME TO THE WORLD
OF TRANSHUMANISM.

I AM YOUR HOST
THE DAPPER RING MASTER.
ANSWERING QUESTIONS
AFTER OBSERVING DISASTERS.

TODAY WE WILL TOUR
MY STATE OF THE ART,
FUTURISTIC,...

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Categories: scary, future, halloween, humorous, image,
Fury For the Masses Ii
It was always for the dyeing.
See the amazing 
two headed asexual 
gang of socialite housewives 
revealed on prime time
for their anti-social media 
love for handguns...

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Categories: scary, addiction, america, anger, animal,

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