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Water Satire Poems

These Water Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Water. These are the best examples of Satire Water poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Border Song
Verse 1
Holy Mayorkas, you have been reproved
I have seen the illegals you are letting through
Distant hordes from down the line
Brand of people who ain’t my...

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Categories: satire, song,



Premium Member Sliders


"Sliders"

500 clicks down, was code phrase for battle ships gone all depth charge. The deeper you go down that black-holed sink, the more you understand...

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Categories: satire,

Premium Member Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Categories: satire, bird, cat, giggle, home,

The Fall of Democracy
Four big buzzards in a sycamore tree,
licking their lips while staring down at me,
singing please hurry up now old man death.

This boy looks done and...

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Categories: satire, poetry,

Premium Member Border Town: 20 Seconds Small Talk
*Z - Zelensky
*P - Putin


Z - "I've signed mines."
P - "Mines as well."
Z - "Then shall we."

P - "To our dinners."
Z - "Hope it's not...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: satire, allusion, analogy, cute, imagery,



Premium Member The Kingdom
The black squirrels and black cat watching care and caution
They arrived unexpected suddenly
The golden and white dog, silver laced lays near the door
The porch is...

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Categories: caregiving, life, satire,

Premium Member Babylon Candy
"Babylon Candy"


“My god you 
babble on”
he said.

the guy 
thought he was 
a giant, 

as far as writers go.

She chirped, 
“it’s all post humus 
humour, from...

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Categories: journey, muse, mystery, satire,

Premium Member You Can Lead a Republican
You Can Lead a Republican to our Constitution
(But You Can’t Make Him Think)



Though fools claim love for Constitution, ‘Founders’ floundered on its beach.
“One man! One...

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Categories: political, satire,

Premium Member Pro - Nouns
Alas I sit alone with all of them
Afraid I might offend them on a whim
They’ve backed me out upon a flimsy limb
Above the water knowing...

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Categories: satire, words,

' Brasil Brazil
Brazil, Brazil...
     It's no only Pele, coffee,
     or wonder beans...
     It's not true...

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Categories: satire, allegory, allusion, analogy, appreciation,

Routines
he sat there in his room
gently shaking his head as
he chalked ducks on the floor
which then he carefully fed
over in the corner 
watching him with...

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Categories: satire, depression, humanity, life, mental

Premium Member Ww3 Sneak Preview
POTUS Joe Biden
  met Vladimir Kremlin
  said, 'Show me your wares if you dare'

  Whereupon Vladimir Kremlin
  unleashed a gremlin
 ...

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Categories: humor, international, satire, war,

You Lied To Me: Message Against Religious Fanatism
You lied to me...
You lied to me when you said the church building was the safest place to run to-
When you made me believe those...

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© K.G Inji  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: satire,

Premium Member His Bona Fides Unstained
Mr. John Kerry is not to blame
As he prattles on about climate change --

   "Much more important!" he warns, "than Ukraine"
  ...

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Categories: humor, rain, satire, sick,

Premium Member Beware the Otters
Of many times we have in life,
Like some within the water.
A charm it seems, but darkness rife,
The mean and precious otter.

When first you glance, how...

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© Jd Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: satire, animal, divorce, evil, friendship,


Book: Shattered Sighs