Thanksgiving Satire Poems

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Scratch off everyone who passed away
and those who went astray
those who did not send you one
I know but Blah Humbug! is somewhat fun
Have to send...

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November 1st,
and there’s candy canes
in the grocery store
already.

I guess Pilgrims
don’t sell enough sugar....

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I’m a-starting to *pavo tremble
this time of year
From all of the oven symbols
rack-et I hear

I’m a seasoned Mestizo pheasant,
best strutting actress
in the whole Oaxaca alfalfa...

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Wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day
elections are honest if they go their way
Being vegan on Thanksgiving
better change the way your living
The elevator only goes to...

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Give me Greenland, make it mine,
Let me buy it just in time,
For Thanksgiving so we can
Induct these folks into our clan.

Why waste time debating ‘why’
This...

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while alive on earth
make good mistakes
which all humans
can eat and smile
in your thanksgiving
for the bountiful life
of  celebrated faults...

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He raises his charmed-horn frost-cup                    ...

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Special Days
Written: by Tom Wright
4/13/2006

It seems that for almost everything
We’ve set aside a special day.
We recognize others for their work 
And sometimes for their play;

There’s...

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On the 12th day of kiss-mass my true love sent to me
12 dirty undies
11 socks a stinking
10 shoes a humming
9 shirts for pressing
8 trousers 
7...

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