I Want To Buy Greenland - In Trump's Own Words

Give me Greenland, make it mine, Let me buy it just in time, For Thanksgiving so we can Induct these folks into our clan. Why waste time debating ‘why’ This proposal shouldn’t fly, Surely Denmark needs the cash Here’s your chance if you just rush. Putin took Crimea by force Not a penny paid of course, I instead will meet your price For this island full of ice. Think it over but think fast, As my offer won’t long last, Let’s get on and make this deal, With a pen stroke this thing seal. Since I’ve got some Nordic genes And as a man of copious means, I can make this work all round With results that will astound. We almost bought it once before, Why not this process now re-store, You get the green, we the land, On me the burgers and the band.