Relationship Satire Poems
These Relationship Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Relationship. These are the best examples of Satire Relationship poems written by international poets.
The Orange CatAn orange cat slithers into
the middle of her empty lap
out of thin air, like orange juice
poured into a little tumbler out of
an enormous jug, holding...
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Categories:
satire, abuse, depression, introspection, psychological,
MalevolentOh hello there! Again!
Aah!
Yes!
You there!
Such lovely young pretty plaything, a female?
I presume?
With the beautiful expensive suit!
I am just seeing you there like a dream...
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Categories:
satire, adventure, allegory, allusion, analogy,
Skullduggery Hands shaking, heartbeats racing,
Trembling knees, tears hiding beneath.
A whisper of cold, numbing despair
Silently, desperately creeping in.
Staring on the wall of masks and confusion;
Trying...
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Categories:
relationship, sad, satire, violence,
Resolve of a Burial GroundCame our love with an expiry date,
Sooner that knocked the door, not so late.
None of us wantonly wished to break,
But teenage love in time rusts...
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Categories:
humor, love, relationship, satire,
One Click Closer - Online DatingOne click closer to a naughty mama.
One click closer to a blue chanteuse.
One click closer to a prima donna.
One click closer to a femme fatale.
One...
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Categories:
relationship, satire,
Your Body Has Two Opposition PartiesYour body has two opposition parties
Front liberals, back conservatives
Never eat from one plate
Never say hello to the other
When one faces east
The other faces west
When...
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Categories:
relationship, satire,
Mister SophisticatedLet's see. It's our first date
So let's talk about, uh, well
How about abortion? That'd be fun --
You know, maybe debate it...
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Categories:
giggle, relationship, satire, society,
Your Crimson Mouth SpeaksWell! Damned Nation…
Oh. Hey! You there!
You are in a rush,
I see.
Can you point me to the holly-caust?
Where the burn of sulfur flares?
Ah yessss,...
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Categories:
satire, abuse, addiction, allegory, angel,
Elastic Auntthere lives an aunt
elastic eyes she has
ears stretch as rubber
mouth as sharp as thorn
hands muddy as clay
every affair niece enters
her elastic eyes picks
the rubber ears...
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Categories:
betrayal, relationship, satire,
Mating SeasonOh okay, you’re colorful
And I like that thing you’re doing with your wings
Mmmm yeah, fluff those feathers
Do that hopping thing again
I...
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Categories:
satire, love, men, perspective, power,
Maid For Each OtherIt takes two to tango
So here we go
She cooks
I clean
Utensils now have
A never before sheen
Sweeping, mopping
And all such things
Under my control
I put my...
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Categories:
humor, humorous, marriage, satire,
The Rake's SongSome people go get married,
but I won’t be tied down,
not with such pretty woman
living here in this town.
The young wives in their twenties,
soon after the...
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Categories:
satire, desire, humorous, lust, men,
The Bachelor SpectacularThe Bachelor Spectacular
by Michael R. Burch
One heart? Tossed aside.
The other? A bride’s.
In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides.
Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’,
one gal must stay...
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Categories:
satire, engagement, funny love, heartbreak,
Double TroubleI knew this couple once. Larry and May. They were quite normal. Nothing unique. Then one day, they did something mad. I don't know if...
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Categories:
people, satire, sexy,
Beau and a Belle
Some things you don’t know ...
and you don’t really wanna
Certain information overload
can get tricky
Make you not trust your own eyes
Sometimes custom pants
might be a...
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Categories:
fun, humorous, satire, wisdom,