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Beau and a Belle

Some things you don’t know ... and you don’t really wanna Certain information overload can get tricky Make you not trust your own eyes Sometimes custom pants might be a fancy dress in disguise Better stay sober; even still, it might be hard to tell if that beau is a belle Better keep your mind clear; even so, you still might not know if that belle is a beau When it’s gender bender uncertain, don’t go dirty dancing flirting with the wrong intentions in mind You could end up in a compromising situation, that may turn an ugly conversation into brawling fisticuffs Or worse, a cat fight dust-up You didn’t know that taking off clothes wouldn’t be showing enough You weren’t innocently aware that giving a naked stare would garner the wrong gender touch Now you’re mentally messed up, going carnally insane The head doctor asks: Do you know who’s in your house — as you diddle around, is the lights upstairs on? You shake your head from side to side, and the skull doc darkly shrugs: Patient XY is too far gone For him, the dating detour road straight up ahead turned ugly slick; that pretty girl Pam, cuddling close, turns out she was born Patrick Gender bender can be a relationship ender She got into a crash when she made the wrong pass caught on cam; that pretty boy Patrick, snuggling close, turned out to be born Pam Well, well ... who could tell that beau was a belle! Oh, oh ... who could know that belle was a beau! Gender fender bender warning: Ladies and gents be careful! Take those bends real slow ... At the chromosomal stop sign, always look both ways before you go-go

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Date: 1/11/2020 8:32:00 PM
Great advice before you roll the dice! (Please check soup mail when you have a chance. Thanks). :) gw
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Date: 1/11/2020 7:34:00 PM
lol! I knew a guy who was misled by a cross dresser - he just couldn't get over how girly he was! He was able to laugh it off after the initial shock but as you say, it can be very hard to tell with some! Then I had a classmate who went from being a he to a she, complete with hormones! I was in a bit of a shock when we caught up again years later :)
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