Happy Satire Poems

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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You bite that apple!
Give it a go, put on a show
There is no shame
You said shame is a sham
And clams are happy
Do they hop or...

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I would like to be as happy as that bum she said.
I was horrified, because he heard her.
Compassion goes a long way toward joy, I...

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This is insane. This is unheard of a president
Behaving like that. Yes, he deserves a prize
It's a great honor to lead a country this size
Be...

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Multiple people are following a new trend
regarding which I see no sign of an end.
 I seek reasons but haven't found any
why people these days...

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Why would I do this
What was in my head
My charmed life of bliss
Perhaps irreparably dead?

Yes I'm a fighter
A grifter of old,
I deserve a fate brighter
But...

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What did I do,
Quite the disaster, but if only they knew
The depth of the hole I find myself in,
Thank goodness ambition is no mortal sin.

I...

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Circa 1595     ( Shakespeare )                ...

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I read with sadness an article in one of the social media platforms. Where a Young Nigerian Celebrity stated clearly that she just want to...

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Real Not Fiction
A hole is a hole said the Mule
As he stuck his stump up a slapper
This saying was mirrored by another
Who told a story...

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"...I don't know its name"

BUT! 

Someone once said we were slaves to Fashion   
I think they are right we feel sad depressed happy...

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All winter I patiently wait,
To see flowers outside my gate;
To have flowers in bloom,
Fill the air with perfume,
I'm sure that you all can relate.

If you...

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I’m on the thirteenth step of the gallows 
with not a single fear in my heart

For when my body hangs lifeless
My soul will then depart
...

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The last time, I looked at my checking account,
I saw a colossal bunch of zeroes, six figures,
With a zero in front of the other numbers;
I...

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Long live in halcyon days 
of yore the golden age 
of my history mysteries 
known to none but one.

My inner terminal washed 
in ancient memory...

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