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Football Satire Poems

These Football Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Football. These are the best examples of Satire Football poems written by international poets.

Cagey Canary Cat Caught

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Categories: satire, bird, cat, giggle, home,

In the Sixties

  
  In the sixties I went to university
    where I experienced much diversity

  For example, among fraternities
 ...

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Categories: satire, drink, education, football, music,

Heroes In Ukraine

Heroes in Ukraine
    No heat, no power
  endure aerial bombardment
    More brutal by the day

  Hundreds of...

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Categories: conflict, horror, international, satire,

America

Intends to be the best,
acts like owner of the world,
fights for the USA
loves the history of American music
is entitled to be a roadster
passionate with nature
carry...

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Categories: satire, allusion, appreciation, extended metaphor,

Not Always True

May England be
     a enormous ship called:
     "Queen of the Seas"
      And...

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Categories: satire, allegory, allusion, creation, extended

They Dope Players, Don'T They

How will footballers huddle
  keeping six feet apart
Are they gonna tackle
  by throwing darts

Wearing face masks under
  helmets is a total joke...

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Categories: drug, football, humor, satire,

The Lighter Side of Diversity

I don't see many white NBA players
   even fewer white all-stars
I wonder what kind of xenophobic tyrants
   the owners and commissioner...

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Categories: perspective, race, satire, sports,

Do Dah Day

There are people who smoke their coffee, eat cigarettes, snort beer and throwaway food. Are they ill in the head? Their life tapping out a...

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Categories: satire, fun, silly, social, surreal,

Poor Colin Kaepernick

Poor Mr. Colin Kaepernick
Claims America is racist, inegalitarian and sick
  His professional football contract only pays him $11.4 million
  Though his clear-eyed grasp...

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Categories: america, football, money, satire,

Dirty Word

"I love you more than breakfast"
(I said on our first date)
You thought that I said "Brexit",
and punched me in the face!

?It wasn't like you had...

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Categories: humor, humorous, political, satire,

Fyi

NBA -- Tatoo Array
 WBA -- Mostly Gay
  NFL -- Concussion Hell
   IOC -- Hypocrisy's Smell



   NBA = National Basketball...

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Categories: satire, sports,

What the Butler Heard

What the Butler Heard
Extract from a memoir

Lord Illustrious Penge of Lampwicker Hall,
Welcomed local Toffs, to his Name-Dropper ball.
Noses upturned with a touch of conceit,
Hob-Knobbing with...

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Categories: character, england, humor, satire,

Lovers and Fun-Makers Pause a Bit

pause a bit lovers,
and fun-makers of football
If one could count
the number of wounds
inflicted on football
assaults on the round thing	
a diplomatic asylum
would be given promptly
to footballs...

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Categories: football, satire,

Crazy Gods

Crazy God

A God was cross with Babylon
That they would build a monolith
To reach him at a distance date
Who are they to compete with me
He had...

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Categories: satire,

Crazy Gods

Crazy Gods

A God was cross with Babylon
That they would build a monolith
To reach Him at a distance date
Who are they to compete with Me
He had...

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Categories: satire,