Salesmanship Poems - Poems about Salesmanship

...Those Tommies send their planes in large amounts They drop their bombs but all they do is bounce Like rubber balls their bouncy bombs all missed Those British pilots must be really… ......Read the rest...

...Once upon a distant dream you were fit and lean. Could eat almost anything. Slam drinks until the vampire's sunrise but still make the whistle on time. Now your bloated mirror is the alpha en......Read the rest...

...I had some friends over for tea To sing happy birthday to me I forgot to buy the KFC So thought I'd give them a treat So when you want to eat Chinese And you really want to noodle it Just Goo......Read the rest...

...Father’s Day was coming and Dragon was already, in full mode. Hubby was his Hero, a true Papa, like in every story ever told. Everyone was talking about what’s, to be, their Papa’s Day gifts. Yep,......Read the rest...

...Toxic Cake by Odin Roark How drippingly fine The words that coat Such layered density Icing thick enough To entice the fool Along with seasoned critics Into toxic waste goodness Persuasion ......Read the rest...

...An estate agent from the Forest of Dean Was known to be terribly mean His clothes they would reek As he'd worn them all week But he was doing his bit to be green......Read the rest...