Un-Famous Last Words

Those Tommies send their planes in large amounts They drop their bombs but all they do is bounce Like rubber balls their bouncy bombs all missed Those British pilots must be really… * The steward asked the ‘Lady’ won’t you please enjoy our boat The RMS Titanic is the safest ship afloat The lady huffed and said a little service would be nice I’ve got my gin and tonic… could you organise some ice? * Vesuvius is puffing out some wispy smoke today They say there could be fireworks to brighten up Pompeii How many more times will they say that mountain’s gonna go And won’t somebody tell me what’s a pyroclastic… … Oh! * I learned my skills in marketing back in seventy three For twelfth century Pisa was a training ground for me I proved my salesmanship to market trader, Uncle Neville I even got a few quid for that dodgy spirit level