Sad Sack Poems - Poems about Sad Sack

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......Read the rest...

...Deep fried she cried then bloat and float A house stained blouse clueless for stress, To bed, airhead! "Forgot"! you brought you phoned you're stoned, she’s slow c......Read the rest...

...My Uncle Carbuncle lived all alone, In a very small house made all of stone. No one called him or ever came by, Just a hermit by choice, My Oh My! My Mother's Brother and a real sad sack, Had ......Read the rest...

...The tale of Sad Sack Sammy, So the story goes. A walking, talking, whiner, Suffering his woes. He never ever smiled, Had nothing good to say. He whimpered like a sissy, All the livelong day.......Read the rest...

...what we had was knack to spring forward then fall back become some sad sack from straight path may stray then to God can hear me pray with please do away catastrophe mere daylight savings ......Read the rest...

...We are sending our thoughts and prayers So sayeth the Sayers we join you in your grief and share your disbelief at another child gone mad following the latest fad of the school shooting ......Read the rest...

...Pen nothing but sentiments the simple thoughts of simple men simpletons tryna simply slice and dice my elegance. I dance in my far from fancy pants, i’m a far-gone man comin’ from far-off lands, with......Read the rest...

...Meet Otis; drug addict and alcoholic. He walks the razor's edge of life daily. A sad sack of a man bedeviled by stubborn demons. Swimming against the tid......Read the rest...

...I'd like to start a middle child club for all those kids who got stuck with the rub. For those who received the lesser end of the stick, when the flames of love were burning, they were left with a s......Read the rest...

...A sad sack of a man; he sits on his balcony rail five stories high, facing out drunk out of his freakin' mind and still drinking! He's swinging his legs all the while, slurring nonsense ......Read the rest...

...September 12th, 2019...12:00 p.m. inspection/ emission finally possible but...hopes dashed to smithereens August thirty first two thousand nineteen shortly past, no matter 2009 Hyundai Sonata ......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious skinny scruffy scribe Scathing, scolding, screaming, scorning, searing, sing, sociopathic sarin soaked skewed squirt, sputtering, squa......Read the rest...

...When yesterday's hearts live alone. It's hard to not just turn to stone. How long can you live without love? And depend on strength from up above. You didn't know when you saw her smile. That......Read the rest...

...It is impossible, your morose self says. Do not try it. You will fail. Your joyful self laughs at morose's silliness. We can! She says. We do! We will! Let's start this second. B......Read the rest...