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Dad Rude Poems

These Dad Rude poems are examples of Rude poems about Dad. These are the best examples of Rude Dad poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Chapter 73 -- Damian Delilah Mallory: the Historical Hakims' Hit the Road
10 o'clock am the morning 
Quest: A country side bike ride.
Molly woke Dolly and Damian.
Woke Everyone on that July 
Morning of 2038. They had a...

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Categories: rude, cancer, missing you, nonsense,



Hid 'Em Up
Dancing to Sisqo 
like a dad at a disco
that ain’t the diss though
you’re a straight up pissed ho
handbag on the dance floor 
where your sandbag...

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Categories: appreciation, freedom, rap, rude,

Premium Member She Knew How We Should Live Our Lives
Her mother should….
His dad should….
Those parents should….

She was full of advice
Old lady on the hill.
Unwavering pumiceous ideas oozed out of her

Her pores were full of...

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Categories: rude, anti bullying, bullying, character,

Off Beat
I gave you a listen 
the rhythm is missing 
either it’s hidden 
or locked up in prison 

Say each word of the line
or it won’t...

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Categories: rap, rude, slam,

Premium Member What a Rude Attitude
A bad tempered brat from Nantucket
Drops her phone, but claims that a thief took it
The girl will not calm down
Her swearing makes dad frown
She raises...

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Categories: rude, technology, teenage,



Stop Abusing Women
Stop Abusing Women 

A man saw a beautiful woman 
in white cloths 
She was going to church. 

He called her, 
pretty come to me please
She...

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Categories: rude, abuse, evil, hurt, husband,


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