Mickey Rooney
Knew a lad from the boonies
Could really belt out sad toonies
The ladies did cry
Big tears in their eyes
Farting out loud like Mickey Rooney
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Categories:
rooney, fantasy,
Form: Limerick
Rooney You Looney
A player whose name rhymes with Clooney
Got drunk and then drove - what a loony
Spent the night locked in jail
When released he looked pale
The outlook for him may be gloomy
He’ll get whacked with an enormous fine
But his club won't force him to resign
It would make much more sense
losing his road licence
and he stops drinking lager
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Categories:
rooney, car, drink, football, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Rooney Tunes
A Yankee Doodle for all time,
one can't deny, you were the guy.
Born with stardust in your eyes,
it's no surprise, you would rise!
A pistol in your pocket,
heaven knows of all that glows...
within your star,
you would go far!
The Andy Hardy that we knew
from way back then,
remember
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Categories:
rooney, appreciation, celebration, celebrity, dance,
Form: Classicism
Mickey Rooney Or George Clooney
Mickey Rooney or George Clooney
In movies, there is always a grim them;
What women like looking at is a trim him;
You know, the darling, handsome one
Who thinks that he is a Don Juan.
Now really, very showy is what you are
And a raising star which is the best by far;
Also, could be things that are God-forsaken
Like when
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Categories:
rooney, holocaust, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Andy Rooney
Unique newsman Andy Rooney,
did not look like a George Clooney;
beetling brows grew too much hair,
verbalist extraordinaire.
Copyright, May 17, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson
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Categories:
rooney, character, humorous,
Form: Clerihew