Rooney Poems - Poems about Rooney

...If I were an actor on the big screen With the cameras on me in every scene I'd race for NASCAR on any old day Date a couple starlets along the way I could be Rhett to Scarlett O'Hara ......Read the rest...

...I could never really understand Why some women Won’t give me the time of day And seem to look the other way Or I feel like I’m being hunted And I’m their prey I just don't get it. I get so c......Read the rest...

...Come on! He urged Cameron. I’m your friend, aren’t I? Cameron’s fear was showing. He did not want to die. It’s my dad’s favorite thing, much more valuable than me. But it was Ferris Beuller and he......Read the rest...

...“It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.” ......Read the rest...

...A player whose name rhymes with Clooney Got drunk and then drove - what a loony Spent the night locked in jail When released he looked pale The outlook for him may be gloomy He’ll ......Read the rest...

...(The Torre Vela is a prominent castle tower at the "prow" of the Alhambra Palace, and dominates the Spanish city of Granada.) My lame-ass lips can't even draw McDonalds milkshake through a str......Read the rest...

...(Torre Vela = prominent tower, part of the Alhambra palace, Granada, Spain) My lame-ass lips can't even draw McDonalds milkshake through a straw: and if I must run for the bus, I take an ......Read the rest...

...My stomach is a stadium give it little food it quarrels much food it beats drums little food it complains loudly no food it throws stones it shouts at me after meals blows trumpet when satisfie......Read the rest...

...Michael was run over by a bus when he was just fifteen, He played football for Everton’s junior or youth squad, But suffered an acquired brain injury, a fractured skull, Which gave him mild Cer......Read the rest...

...A Yankee Doodle for all time, one can't deny, you were the guy. Born with stardust in your eyes, it's no surprise, you would rise! A pistol in your pocket, heaven knows of all that glows.......Read the rest...

...Lee Marshall: Born:1949/11/28- Died: 2014/4/26 Lee Marshall was a bouncer Pro wrestling’s great announcer But you’d know him better for a single voice For his was what you heard When Tony the Ti......Read the rest...

...Mickey Rooney or George Clooney In movies, there is always a grim them; What women like looking at is a trim him; You know, the darling, handsome one Who thinks that he is a Don Juan. Now re......Read the rest...

...My suntan comes from a bottle My hair from a wig maker in Peru My legs are very hairy I have to put my teeth in to chew I have had plastic surgery And a nip and tuck And I'm soon to have my nos......Read the rest...

...Unbearable beauty in brown Was Lily the toast of the town. She had such a fine air With her brown auburn hair As she danced in brown velvet gown. The swains were swooning for her. A few fisticuffs d......Read the rest...

...Unique newsman Andy Rooney, did not look like a George Clooney; beetling brows grew too much hair, verbalist extraordinaire. Copyright, May 17, 2014 Faye Lanham Gibson......Read the rest...