Funny Romantic Love Poems

The way he gazes at the moon, 
Doesn't quite feel right; every day he has a different tune. 
I envy his starlight, the perfect fit...

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You joined the Navy.
I joined the circus. 
I was always a clown, 
and you were always 
so serious.
...

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Although retired and glad to be "job free"
I've still places to go, things to do, people to see...

When I get back home the first 'Order...

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Sweetheart
no gifts needed
no tech, just our presences 
laughter, games, fun, and pleasure too
romance....

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I'm writing on your heart with a faint ink,
you have to look so close without a blink
to understand you must really think
and when you do,...

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Whenever I hear your name,
My heart starts to pound
I don't know if it's lame,
But in my eyes, thousands of emotions can be found.

At first, I...

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Got stuck in a celestial trap,
Found myself nowhere within the gap.
Fell only for the crap,
Driving me insane with this verbose map!

Poke my nose, pinch my ear,
Don't want to...

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An Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover

I will firstly frankly forwardly forthrightly fastidiously befriend you.
Then I will completely correctly courteously candidly chastely court you.
Then whencesoever I...

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*Written using 25 Beatles hit song titles. Revised a bit for 2024

It's been a hard day's night, my love. Tonight, I want to hold your...

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I've tried avoiding it for so long,
the force pulling me to you.
Every day, I take just a glance at you,
and all my feelings are renewed.

It...

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Can you take this flower?
Why?
You meant why?
Yes ! Why? 
Take it please?
So Why? 
You meant again Why? 
Forcing me , Why? 
It is yours
Liar! 
Why...

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A love potion meant for her high school beau
She mistakenly spilled in my Latte to-go
With my passions on fire
When I expressed my desire
She replied "You're...

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A Coca-Cola bottle shape, sweet bubbly peaches, and cream
A moment, a time, could this be a Love Supreme?

My throat's parched and my tongue's lonely. I...

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Can we meet again?
You, wearing your black jacket;
Me, empty in mind or thought.

You ask what I want.
I want long hours of chatter.
Know you are happy,
even...

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I thought I'd met 
my perfect life partner 
but it turned out 
her favorite song was 
My Name is McNamara 
I'm the Leader of the...

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