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Funny Romantic Love Poems

These Funny Romantic Love poems are examples of Romantic Love poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Romantic Love Funny poems written by international poets.


Valentines Day
Sweetheart
no gifts needed
no tech, just our presences 
laughter, games, fun, and pleasure too
romance....

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Categories: romantic love, cute love, first love,



Love written with a faint ink
I'm writing on your heart with a faint ink,
you have to look so close without a blink
to understand you must really think
and when you do,...

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Categories: romantic love, cute love, emotions, feelings,

My Heart was Captivated
Whenever I hear your name,
My heart starts to pound
I don't know if it's lame,
But in my eyes, thousands of emotions can be found.

At first, I...

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Categories: romantic love, boy, feelings, for him,

A Celestial Trap
Got stuck in a celestial trap,
Found myself nowhere within the gap.
Fell only for the crap,
Driving me insane with this verbose map!

Poke my nose, pinch my ear,
Don't want to...

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Categories: romantic love, blessing, emotions, funny love,

Premium Member An Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover
An Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover

I will firstly frankly forwardly forthrightly fastidiously befriend you.
Then I will completely correctly courteously candidly chastely court you.
Then whencesoever I...

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Categories: romantic love, desire, friendship, funny, lust,



Premium Member Life is a Song
*Written using 25 Beatles hit song titles. Revised a bit for 2024

It's been a hard day's night, my love. Tonight, I want to hold your...

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© Tom Woody  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: appreciation, music, romantic love,

You and I
I've tried avoiding it for so long,
the force pulling me to you.
Every day, I take just a glance at you,
and all my feelings are renewed.

It...

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Categories: romantic love, appreciation, fear, love, romantic

Can You Take This Flower, Funny Dialog
Can you take this flower?
Why?
You meant why?
Yes ! Why? 
Take it please?
So Why? 
You meant again Why? 
Forcing me , Why? 
It is yours
Liar! 
Why...

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Categories: romantic love, 12th grade, funny, funny

Premium Member Unrequited Valentine Passion Collab
A love potion meant for her high school beau
She mistakenly spilled in my Latte to-go
With my passions on fire
When I expressed my desire
She replied "You're...

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Categories: romantic love, allusion, angst, desire, funny,

Premium Member Looking For Love
looking for love, in all the wrong places
don’t just look at all the pretty faces
look at their heart, make sure they’re real
sometimes a friend is...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: romantic love, friend, funny, heart, love,

Seltzer Drink
A Coca-Cola bottle shape, sweet bubbly peaches, and cream
A moment, a time, could this be a Love Supreme?

My throat's parched and my tongue's lonely. ...

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Categories: romantic love, candy, emotions, feelings, kiss,

Falling In Love
Can we meet again?
You, wearing your black jacket;
Me, empty in mind or thought.

You ask what I want.
I want long hours of chatter.
Know you are happy,
even...

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Categories: romantic love, 12th grade, august, black

Premium Member Forever Yours
I thought I'd met 
my perfect life partner 
but it turned out 
her favorite song was 
My Name is McNamara 
I'm the Leader of the...

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Categories: romantic love, funny, humor, marriage, music,

Am I Afraid of Real Love
Am I Afraid of Real Love?

Butterflies fluttering in your stomach
The continuous smile that never seems to fade
Or the pure joy that exhumes every aspect of...

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Categories: romantic love, growth, happiness, love, relationship,

Premium Member Go Hard Go Soft
More interesting the way you wrestle
never meaning hurt..
flirting.., with a skillfull mind
and matching tongue.

Twice as agile your swift feet, gleeful toes,
play like little lady fingers,...

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Categories: romantic love, angst, feelings, funny love,


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