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Rodney Poems - Poems about Rodney

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Premium Member Goodbye Peggy Sue
...re she was holding hands with some guy who was her man. I walked by him and said, "who are you?" He said his name was Rodney Stew. Goodbye Peggy Sue. There she walked on the beach. Blue eyes, Blonde hair, and red rosy cheeks. I walk......Read More
Categories: rodney, silly,
Form: Lyric



Premium Member Monoku Monday - Bits and Pieces VII
...eek i went to a fight last Saturday night and a hockey game broke out ~ [humor attribution - #6 by Rodney Dangerfield, all others found online, sources unknown] ......Read More
Categories: rodney, humor,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Monoku Monday - Bits and Pieces VI
...the Week when I was born I was so darned ugly the doctor slapped my mother [Humor Attribution: #6 by Rodney Dangerfield, all others found online, source unknown] ......Read More
Categories: rodney, humor,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Monoku Monday - Bits and Pieces IV
...kid my parents always moved a lot but I always found them [Humor attribution: #4 by Joseph Nishimoto, #6 by Rodney Dangerfield, all others found online, sources unknown]......Read More
Categories: rodney, humor,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Monoku Monday - Bits and Pieces I
...Week my wife and i were happy for 20 glorious years then we met [Quote of the Week ~ Rodney Dangerfield] [All other humor found online ~ sources unknown]......Read More
Categories: rodney, humor,
Form: Monoku



Premium Member Threesome - Now a bawdy collaboration
...ires in your head The next night as had been arranged His ankles and hands were in chains His lady walked in With Rodney and Jim And that kinda messed with his brains His girl was a leather clad gimp And Jim looked a bit of a wim......Read More
Categories: rodney, desire, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member No Tip Neccesary - BOTH Audio and Text
...istled, as the two old codgers waited - while once again their coffee cups were filled - I was there the night that Rodney Logan signed that cannon, and second…General Lee was never killed!” Just a couple minutes later, true ag......Read More
Categories: rodney, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Why are you so loud
...guilty and here we are nearly seven decades later the year was 1955 the year is 2020 black lives mattered when Rodney King was tasered and beaten by five white officers who did not know they were being recorded beat the man ......Read More
Categories: rodney, anger, betrayal, black african
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Vignettes Of A Ghetto
...ried couple are intensely yelling yet again over each other for God knows what reason. In another room, their only son, Rodney, lies supine on his bed staring at the ceiling, thinking unfathomable thoughts. He doesn't bother to mediate. He'......Read More
Categories: rodney, environment, imagery, life, people,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member I'm the Fastest
...ck before it hit the ground. Well I gave a little chuckle; not loud enough for them to hear. Then listened to young Rodney; son of the local mayor, when he said that might be fast, but it is nowhere near, the speed my Dad is known for......Read More
Categories: rodney, humor,
Form: Rhyme
TRUMP IN MOTION
...TRUMP SMELLS B.O. TRUMP SMELLS B.O. BUST UP THE BEAT TO INTRODUCE IT'S TEMPO GOT ME PLACES TO GO SILENCE ......Read More
Categories: rodney, anxiety, art, autumn,
Form: Free verse
Stop The Hate Unity In These Times
...any hustlers are in jail cause they all seem to fail by pool sticking & kicking it where their nose don’t belong like Rodney King said can’t we all just get along got reverend Al & Jessie Jackson always looking for some action return to......Read More
Categories: rodney, angst, anxiety, art,
Form: Free verse
RODNEY'S CUP
...bloomer, Inside the room is the beholder, Alterations on my robe,makes me reprise, All stands for a big fact lies, Rodney grabs my nail, Chews and goes away on rail, Good fashion designer,but unstable, It's all over the mirror to be......Read More
Categories: rodney, adventure,
Form: Dramatic Verse
My Friends
...elegant. Mary, the elephant, was. Sidney, the parakeet, Could sing so very sweet. Sidney, the parakeet, could. Rodney, the kangaroo, Counts all the way to two. Rodney, the kangaroo, does.......Read More
Categories: rodney, animal, silly,
Form: Rhyme
The League of Epic Poets
...would be even better to read if his characters didn’t constantly bang… a girlfriend is what he needs. Then there’s Rodney, our best success, who self-published his epic last fall, a rousing tale of Gods and Titans, it’s sold twelve ......Read More
Categories: rodney, crazy, culture, humorous, satire,
Form: Epic

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