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Rodney Poems - Poems about Rodney

Rodney Poems - Examples of all types of poems about rodney to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for rodney.
Premium Member The Dandelion's Lament
... In some circles, I’m like that comedian Rodney Dangerfield, whose catchphrase was, “I don’t get no respect.” I can’t say scorn doesn’t faze me. I’ve always been terribly misunderstood and......Read More
Categories: rodney, flower,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Del Boy Trotter and Rodney Trotter
...Del Boy Trotter Money making plotter Sells dodgy bent gear and smokes a cigar Drives a yellow three wheeler T.I.T company car. Rodney Trotter Del's little brother, sidekick and cop spotter A ......Read More
Categories: rodney, brother, money,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Monoku Monday - Final Edition
..."Final Edition" Posted 12 Sep 2021 With deep gratitude to all of who visited and commented over these 12 months of Monoku Mondays, I am hereby retiring this series. Keep lau......Read More
Categories: rodney, humor,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Monoku Monday - Aug 2021
..."Bits and Pieces III" Posted 1 Aug 2021 Pun Ishment bread is like the sun it rises in the yeast and it sets in the waist English Class epitome of irony......Read More
Categories: rodney, humor,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Threesome - Now a bawdy collaboration
...One evening Bob nervously said I kinda like three in a bed She said I’ve got friends And each of them tends To share the desires in your head The next night as had been arranged His ankles an......Read More
Categories: rodney, desire, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Monoku Monday - July 2021
..."Debby Downer edition" posted 5 Jul 2021 the chill pill you took this morning appears to have been a placebo misery loves company though company doesn't lo......Read More
Categories: rodney, humor,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member No Tip Neccesary - BOTH Audio and Text
...These two old geezers have definitely worn out their welcome with Betty-Joe - “NO, IT DOESN’T!” “YES, IT DOES!” “NO, IT DOESN’T!” “YES, IT DOES!” The two old geezers argued back and ......Read More
Categories: rodney, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Why are you so loud
...there comes a time when people you once respected reveal or you discover the real person behind the mask face facts people who never wanted you to do better than them are now wishing tha......Read More
Categories: rodney, anger, betrayal, black african
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Vignettes Of A Ghetto
... A morning bustles with activity. Folks go about their day, including a Siamese cat creeping past the sidewalk. But appearances are deceiving. This place isn't Disney World. Every day is a struggle ......Read More
Categories: rodney, environment, imagery, life, people,
Form: Narrative
I'm the Fastest
...I’ve had to work a little harder down at the council yard, and by gee I’m glad it’s time for knocking off. Had to fix Andy’s broken shovel handle - he leaned a little hard, and ‘Occa’ took the day......Read More
Categories: rodney, humor,
Form: Rhyme
TRUMP IN MOTION
...TRUMP SMELLS B.O. TRUMP SMELLS B.O. BUST UP THE BEAT TO INTRODUCE IT'S TEMPO GOT ME PLACES TO GO SILENCE IS GOLDEN GOT BLOOD THAT"S UNFOLDING SITS IN HIS IVORY TOWER ENGAGED IN THE W......Read More
Categories: rodney, anxiety, art, autumn,
Form: Free verse
Stop The Hate Unity In These Times
...Bruh, I know your up but it’s getting late I got to make peace with you Hommie I have bitten off more then I could chew I’m sweating from the new day’s sun now I know your in for a bit of fun yo......Read More
Categories: rodney, angst, anxiety, art,
Form: Free verse
RODNEY'S CUP
...Better days aged, Better days wretched Around the corner is bloomer, Inside the room is the beholder, Alterations on my robe,makes me reprise, All stands for a big fact lies, Rodney grabs my......Read More
Categories: rodney, adventure,
Form: Dramatic Verse
My Friends
...Charlie, the platypus, Had a big yellow bus. Charlie, the platypus, did. Mary, the elephant, Was quite elegant. Mary, the elephant, was. Sidney, the parakeet, Could sing so very sweet. Si......Read More
Categories: rodney, animal, silly,
Form: Rhyme
The League of Epic Poets
...Yesterday I walked down the stairs and found myself going within the clubhouse of a league of folk, who strive daily for excellence. Our membership is rather rarefied and reserved only for those......Read More
Categories: rodney, crazy, culture, humorous, satire,
Form: Epic

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