Funny Rictameter Poems | Examples
These Funny Rictameter poems are examples of Rictameter poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rictameter Funny poems written by international poets.
Nette Onclaud, Rolling with the R’s, 8/4/2025
Rhythm of a River
rambling
funny waters,
downward rapidity
of laughter on white water raft.
unintended coxswain gets rogue-wave kissed.
guides directing, this way and that,
up and down; rowers with
coarse correction,
rambling.
rambling
is all he does
when drunk, which is often;
nothing he says ever makes sense.
don't be surprised if he falls like timber...
you won't get a word in edgewise.
please, quit the bottle, sir!
an expert in
rambling
Azul
Mi corazon
Aches within a torch lit
No match better against the ropes
Longing familiar acrobat events
A dream team fantasy—I am
Luchadora of love
Sueño de ti
Azul
No Way
Too expensive
Buy coats for the children
I will wear mine another year
Yes, a movie star, when I tried it on
My husband talked me into it
Beauty personified
If you insist
I do
Hagmar
Broken woman
She hangs around the set
She’s a movie star wanna-be
Be friendly, but do not encourage her
A fine well-known producer thinks
She is perfect for a part?
She’ll be ready.
Hey, Mom!
Friend
Funny stories
Great personality
A hilarious memory
Her name was Vi, and she was the best fun!
Alzheimer’s took her brain over.
Dreaded disease for her.
Changed everything
Neighbor
New Pup
We have her now
Darling, cute and funny
Uh-oh. Look who is not happy
Cat hissed furiously at both of us
Swatted new puppy on the nose
But puppy keeps playing
Does not see cat
Run Pup!
giggle
pop bubbles burst
tears drizzle from crinkles
run down overheated rose cheeks
spit sputtering the side wiggler's guffaw
drop rolling to the greening grass
sibling tormentors tryst
belly bubbler
giggle
Contest: The Sound of Emotion
Poet: D. Guzzi
Date: 6/1/12
meow
at still's darkness
caterwaul thud whine snarl
cats hiss differences at midnight
thud growl caterwaul rapid light footsteps
on top of the house wail screech shriek
sibilant with comrades
on shingled roof
meow
Sponsor: Nette Onclaud
Contest: Sound of Emotion
Written by: Sara Kendrick
Date: May 28, 2012
Silence
from some sponsors,
long pending old contests,
perhaps they have forgotten those,
we are waiting so long for the results,
also those whispering poems
eager to know their fates,
sponsors,please be
active.
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Placement:4th;(October 2011)
Contest:Show me the Anger
Sponsor:Susan Burch
(Dedicated to Harvey Korman who died May 29, 2008.)
I watched Harvey Korman on the Carol Burnett show.;
That fantastic program was made many years ago.
People all over the world loved to see him act.
He's gone now and nothing can bring him back.
He guest starred on the Munsters once or twice.
We are saying goodbye to this man who was nice.
We've lost this man who was very funny.
Without Korman, the world is less sunny.
He died at the age of eighty-one.
I'm sorry that we lost MR. Korman.