Ret Poems - Poems about Ret

...Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win... for the trumpeting don spells loss for democracy after inauguration day witnesses his swearing-in nepotism will run rampant lawlessness the name of......Read the rest...

...Come post presidential election 2024... heil to the Wharton chief firebrand - more worrisome than an ovarian cyst every race, religion, nationality, gender, creed, et cetera with impunity dis......Read the rest...

..."That dog's a menace to the community. I'm taking her to the sheriff to make sure she's destroyed." -- Miss Almira Gulch, a citizen taxed, speaking of a pet ow......Read the rest...

...or The Boob Tube "Vasectomies sexy are eagerly on the rise." -- today's modern ovum * * * In one historic cache deep underground find my advice to snip and seal each tub......Read the rest...

...Warning! Suitable for Only Children "The satirist Menippean ad hominems attacks, not pri*ks or any ret*rd making such who Reason lacks." -- a Menippean satirist-poet who loath......Read the rest...

...A Parlor Game "No whodunnit has one clue as to who really done it." -- Reality clued in * * * Who yet loves not a lively murder mystery most rare, each story fu......Read the rest...

...R-eader O-f S-weet A-crostic L-ets I-t E-rase F-ret E-njoying R-apturous N-ote A-s N-atal D-ay E-mploys Z-est Topic: Birthday of Rosalie Fernandez (December 12) Form: Vertical M......Read the rest...

...J-ust O-bliterate E-agerly Y-our F-ret L-etting O-ne R-apture E-xist N-icely T-ill I-t N-aturally O-perates Topic: Birthday of Bro. Joey Florentino (May 14) Form: Vertical Monocro......Read the rest...

...J-ust I-solate F-ret F-or Y-our J-oy O-ffers N-ice S-mile A-s D-elightful O-ccasion R-eally R-elieves A-nguish Topic: Birthday of Jiffy Jon Sadorra (May 09) Form: Vertical Mono......Read the rest...

...J-ust A-bate E-motional F-ret A-s Y-ou E-njoy V-ery I-nteresting L-ife L-etting A-crostic S-tatement O-pen R-apture's D-oor A-new Topic: Birthday of Jaefaye G. Villasorda (May 03......Read the rest...

...J-ust E-vade R-oad O-f M-isery E-nding F-ret A-nd J-inx A-s R-apture D-enies O-bstruction Topic: Birthday of Jerome Fajardo (May 10) Form: Vertical Monocrostic......Read the rest...

...Within Pantheon Of Classical Gods stricken with affliction, sans amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (also known as ALS,  or Lou Gehrig's disease) in the prime of his youth wrought underestimatio......Read the rest...

...DUCK AFTER DUMP PING THE DON air ring ma thoughts - no matter aye ham juiced one twenty first century mwm ape serves as genuine s cape to fly (during pitch black hours of night) and escape burn......Read the rest...

...The Case Of The Lady In Red My name is Smith, That’s Smith N. Wesson. I’m a licensed P I, And I carry a big ass gun. This case started on a Tuesday, When she walked into my life. The dame ......Read the rest...

...Welcome Home She stood by his grave in a long black veil They found small remains in his jungle hell. The honor guard, they all stand tall, As they hand her a flag for her special wall. She ......Read the rest...