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Humorous Recovery From Poems

These Humorous Recovery From poems are examples of Recovery From poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Recovery From Humorous poems written by international poets.


Clocking out of Chaos
 I needed a job to pay the bills
not knowing what I was getting into.
A telemarketing company if you can believe
selling pieces of Titanic’s carpet...

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Categories: recovery from, abuse, anger, conflict, emotions,



Five Days of Telephonic Hell
Five days of hell
on the phone, selling lies
and pieces of the Titanic carpet.
A sinking ship of a company
with a captain who gropes and leers
and a...

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Categories: recovery from, abuse, anger, conflict, emotions,

Premium Member Spiritual Listings
Spiritual Listings

By Mark D. Stucky
HGTV loves flipping homes
for fun and improved listings.
Houses, although important shelters,
are impermanent human structures.

Human spirits, in contrast,
are eternal…but need restoration.
Inspections show...

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Categories: recovery from, corruption, god, humorous, recovery

Premium Member Margin of Error
Margin of Error

By Mark D. Stucky
If, statistically, Adam and Eve
hadn’t exceeded Eden’s margin of error,
would lambs now be lounging with lions?
Would toothy T-Rexes have been...

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Categories: recovery from, corruption, god, humorous, recovery

Premium Member Positively Negative
POSITIVELY NEGATIVE

Negative Nellie
Positively negative
Casts nowt, but gloom
No matter how bright the sun
Gave her some sunshades
And told her the world was black
Her black became white
Where then...

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Categories: recovery from, cool, humorous, perspective, psychological,



Premium Member The Bulls Nuts
THE BULLS NUTS
"to remove a bulls nuts, one needs one hell of a rather large spanner"
Indiana Shaw . . . ; )...

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Categories: humorous, recovery from,

C'Mon Gimme a Botox Smile
C'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!

'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed 
handily at nine o'clock
to see "handsome" pedigree dentastix
dog face...

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Categories: recovery from, funny, giggle, halloween, hilarious,

Premium Member Don'T Come Back
Woman, don’t you come back		
You’ve squeezed out all you’re gonna get
There’s nothing left to ransack		
Leave me in peace, and just git!

It wasn’t me that was...

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Categories: recovery from, betrayal, divorce, goodbye, happiness,

Zero Gain
Murmur no things
or strings of sounds...
Could not care less
more-ish whispers
were Wicked
Whips of Words-
Weighted.
Tongue- lashing sharp
fork- tine Torture.
Cat-0-nine-one-one-tales...
Thirty-nine...
Forty-less-one
thrashing...
thrashing...
Thrashing...!
        ...

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Categories: recovery from, abuse, anti bullying, community,

Premium Member Lemon Aid - a Poem For Victor Buhagiar
I’d been bitten by a mosquito she was such a hungry beast
She landed on my arm, and on my blood she had a feast
My arm...

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Categories: recovery from, body, humorous, insect, recovery

Unconstructive Criticism
with nothing to say                     ...

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© John Beam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: recovery from, funny, how i feel,

Premium Member The Doctor Is a Dead Man Walking
Bob had a special talent
That only worked in his men’s store.
He had ‘clothing ESP’.
He knew what his customers wanted…and more.

When customer would come into his...

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Categories: recovery from, angst, bereavement, betrayal, body,

Premium Member Dragon Fly
(To be read after my 'Fire and Brimstone'.)

Dragon Fly, Dragon  Fly, fly away home. You’ve caused enough trouble here, I am told.
All you wanted...

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Categories: recovery from, adventure, faith, fantasy, forgiveness,

Le Vacance Pretentieuse: Storm Part V
The English weather:
Rainclouds follow us from home
There is no escape....

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© Dan Keir  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: recovery from, adventure, freedom, history, holiday,

Haikus About God: V
Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?...

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© Dan Keir  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: recovery from, allah, angel, angst, courage,


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