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Cat-whipped
Cat-whipped
Apparently, our home’s, furry little empress,
knows well how to count: will not settle for
less, of her required treat-amount – 4 bits of Friskies,
her mandate, not mine,
before and after each organic dine --
almost out, today I tried 2~
followed a disturbing, guttural
whine – So, I gave her one more;
dissatisfied, continued to opine...
pointing directly toward the door –
Off I ran, feeling quite commanded
as if for criminal trial, Remanded!
Praying vociferously, yet open the store….
Her Majesty's proclamation~ a minimum of 4!!!!
Copyright ©
Joe Dimino
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