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Gurgling Radiators
I come home to great works of literature submerged in water
Knee deep
Dizzee Rascal at the Bull Ring
The question is posed to my landlady
Why Jesus?
The books we've lost, included a variety of subject matter
A prickle of hedgehogs and
Onion burgers
Strip Jack Naked and
Tiger Sharks
Like the waitress who refused to take the snap
Sausage pasta
Reading the scorecard and a
Refused red envelope
Faces bewildered and demented as information comes through both earholes
Including who was the reserve umpire
You don't need sugar in coffee - you're sweet enough
Gag reflexes
Shouting from the electric back to the future vehicle
Parking too near the rich neighbours
NFL referees
Tickets to Ride
A Christmas dinner pint and anti-malarial scooby snacks
Hold this goblet as I go release the floodgates
Parked 2km from the restaurant
Extortionate parking and other statistics like
Put in 50% effort and 50p off a pint
4000 at the Hawthorns
Naked Olympics
Books submerged (again) in sludge
Moved within the day
Arteta, the Arsenal manager is asked about superlatives
The poet within him replies, "I don't mind adjectives".
Copyright ©
Christopher Allen
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