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Dog Pooing Vs Cats Pooing
Animal have funny habits
So mysterious and strange
I was watching one of my dogs
Having a poo
But before it did a merry dance
I found darting backward
Ad forwards
And round and around
Before it's bum finally hit the ground
But cats
They don't do that
Their smarter
But even more strange
I've seen them do this
Again and again
through my window pane
But not on their garden oh no
The little swines
But on mine!!!!,
They saunter down the garden
With their tails in the air
Looking so haughty and debonair.
Then they find their place
Look around in all directions
Making no one's seen them
Dig a hole
Look around again
Ad then
Perch themselves as on a toilet bowl
Finished they quickly fill the hole
And readily jump away
Acting as nothing had happened
Who me?
But they'll never say
Back to being haughty
But never
Ever naughty.
Peter Dome. Copyright.2016. May.
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Peter Dome
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