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Touchy Feely Santa

Oh, mommy and daddy, please hear my plea Don't sit your children on Santa Claus' knee He's too touchy feely Eyes are hard and steely He's soused from too many a martini I hate to call ol' Saint Nick a boozer But to tell the truth, he's just a loser Soused more than a tiddly He's not worth a diddly Too much hooch turns him into a schmoozer Christmas tree. Decorated Christmas tree... On your green branches, don't let Santa pee He gets a bit foggy Thinking he's a doggy He'll lift a leg and expose his peewee

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