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radio phone-in, how are you saving money at xmas - calls cost 3 pounds 50 per minute

they've also got a guest on
who suffers from, the inability to burp

he sounds so bored presenting
the thing

as i listen, i notice 
the lid of the jar of the piccalilli

it states this condiment is,
'the life and soul of the pantry'

on google i look up images
of 19th century pantries

my wife comes in and asks what i 
would like for xmas

i want a pantry  

Copyright © Christopher Allen

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