Raunch Poems


Premium Membermy dear Watson

Trump poses as a staunch smarty
Disciple of Moriarty
With raunch he'll enthrall
And soon abuse all
Launching his psychopath party
Categories: raunch, irony, jesus, literature, religion,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberPavlova Levitates

Cut open pomegranate Christmas lights aril
Syrup drips erupt bitter volcano alluvium ooze
Blackberry gall sullies crust creamy caramel
Chroma pervades pavlova cracks in lilac hues


North Pole prepared sugar sack, sans limit
Blizzard whip season removes several months
Egg fragile igloo glitters in shell smash grit
Featherboa snow stiletto cabaret flamboyance


Santa avalanches resume a ruby ice unity
Investing in fuel for rocket launching research
Sleigh's sky laughs at axle trapped gravity
Astronauts unconcious core to raunch dessert
 




             13th March 
       Thirsty for Departure
Categories: raunch, celebration, food,
Form: Rhyme


Raunch Zone

J-ust
E-vade
R-aunch
Z-one
O-nce
N-asty

E-pidemic's
V-irus
A-ppears
S-ilently
C-reating
O-utbreak

Topic: Birthday of Jerzon Evasco (April 17) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories: raunch, birthday,
Form: Acrostic

Ferocious Raunch

F-erocious
R-aunch
E-mploys
D-isease
A-s

R-esidents
A-pply
N-ecessary
A-lcohol

Topic: Birthday of Freda Raña (April 14) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories: raunch, birthday,
Form: Acrostic

Premium MemberGas Station Chocolates

Here's a box of gas station chocolates 
for all the raunch I've put you through...
and a fist full of grocery store roses 
to wash away a year of black and blue.
Enduring is the name of this maze game
An ounce of sweetness then flush it down the drain.
Never quite meeting love in the middle-always on the fray
oh the mind games that I fancy to play
sadist mime in a dried-out fishbowl-
Spitting out the gravel of the blame
happy Valentine's day cracks the crow.
Categories: raunch, valentines day,
Form: Free verse


Premium MemberErotica

Erotica





Ascending bodily carnal defines erotic flare,
Gratifies holistic infatuation, jiggles, kindles lust,
Moral notions of passion quell raunch,
Sultry torch unchastes voluptuous whizz,
 X yearnings zoom.




Written Sept 27th, 2015
For charlotte's contest
Categories: raunch, desire, lust,
Form: ABC

Premium MemberLimerick Fare

The way to cook up a good Limerick
Is to add the right words, then simmer it
But if it begets raunch
That’s unfit for your paunch
Then I wouldn’t touch it for dinner, ick!


         -and for dessert-


My gal loves to make Limerick-sicles
On very hot days to be whimsical
But the more we licked
The hotter it git
And often it’d even get critical.
Categories: raunch, food, funny,
Form: Limerick

The Sacred Fruit

The sacred fruit of your soul was lost
Taken unrightfully stolen
It hurt immensely
You shared the holiness with others
to rid the raunch treachery
Then met a man who treated you horribly
abused you, hit you and took control of you
I came and released you
treated you well and made you happy
shared our thoughts, entered each others minds
We talked about memories
things we had
things we want
what we need
We laughed, cried, smiled
The love we had
The love we have
I want to be with you til the end
I want to give you my fruit and share my wine
Categories: raunch, inspirational, uplifting, fruit, love,
Form: I do not know?
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