David Fisher Poet Limerick

Limerick Fare

The way to cook up a good Limerick
Is to add the right words, then simmer it
But if it begets raunch
That’s unfit for your paunch
Then I wouldn’t touch it for dinner, ick!


         -and for dessert-


My gal loves to make Limerick-sicles
On very hot days to be whimsical
But the more we licked
The hotter it git
And often it’d even get critical.

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Cecilia Macfarlane March 16, 2013 at 9:52 AM Critical dessert.....Funny! Great limericks : )

Delysia Hendricks March 12, 2013 at 3:39 PM lol. I had me a good laugh on your limerick duo. Good stuff, David. :)

Andrea Dietrich March 2, 2013 at 11:19 PM these are cute!

Terry O'Leary February 26, 2013 at 4:12 PM Funny & witty, love it... Terry

Painted Hunter February 26, 2013 at 1:48 PM Haha...I love limericks!

Eileen Manassian February 23, 2013 at 5:46 PM :) This brought a smile. I often write this form of poetry...I enjoy it. Don't overdose!!! Thanks for your visit to my poem...I Want Someone and the suggestion that it could be used for Marriage Vows. That touched me! :)

Quentin Ehlinger February 23, 2013 at 10:55 AM I wish I'd written it! You're really quite a wit! Got any more in your kit? I'll see what I can git Then we can duel over it!