Funny Randy Poems

Randy Fish
I saw you fishing
Down by the river
What were you wishing?
Enough to shiver
Were you secretly kissing?
Any old randy giver?...

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There was a young fellow named Randy,
Whom girls thought a little too handy.
They all ran away
On Valentine’s Day,
Although they accepted his candy.

Poor Randy was very...

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There once was a pris'ner named Randy 
who lived up to his name real Dandy. 
   The women he knew 
  ...

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Randy rascally Racoon loved
Rambunctious Rhonda Rabbit
They really had rogue reprobate habits
But then they had some little coonbibits...

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Randy the ring-tailed raccoon
Had a very funny smell
And if you ever smelled him
You would run away pell-mell.
All of the other raccoons
Held their noses, called him...

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There once was a poet named Randy
Who was known for being eye candy
A fisherman by trait
With words as his bait
Smoothe talking was his modus operandi...

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