Humorous Random Poems
These Humorous Random poems are examples of Random poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Random Humorous poems written by international poets.
Random People Out of NowhereThey paid me seventy-eight dollars to break dance he told me
After he did a little break-dancing in my four foot by three-foot office
Slamming his feet...
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random, humorous,
Random RhymesSMART ALECK
Smugly
Ugly
CRAZY MINION
Wacky
Lackey
CRAMMED BRIEFCASE
Obese
Valise
GOOD FRIEND
Lover
Cover
BAR-HOPPING
Beaver
Fever
written September 4, 2021...
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random, humorous,
Random QuatrainsSome folks say I am quite good with words,
But, I hesitate to believe what they say
Should I have hired on with Merriam-Webster?
Or...
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Categories:
random, humorous, self,
4 Random Thoughts(3 Haikus)
Immature - is a
word boring people use to
describe fun people
I should start a book,
a thick notebook to keep
inappropriate thoughts
Ever look at friends
and think, "Wow,...
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random, 11th grade, friend, humorous,
Welcome To My Random World, If I Was a Penny and You Were a PoundIf I was a penny and you were a pound,
we could dance around and around.
They would spend us in every store, ...
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random, best friend, dance, fun,
Random Beauty Shop ThoughtsWhat if the strange woman walks in here and slaps me?
I am sitting in the beauty shop, being crazy.
We have never met.
She is walking in...
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random, 10th grade, 11th grade,
IfIf I shave with Occam’s razor
I will only grow a gross beard;
And all my scientific friends
Will think that I am truly weird.
If I want a...
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Categories:
random, allusion, art, crazy, fantasy,
RandomLet me give the facts straight
I didn't write this poem because I want to entertain you by my fascinating wordplays
I didn't write this poem to...
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random, how i feel, i
Random Thoughts of a Disgruntled SnowmanHere I stand on the front lawn for all gawking passersby to see;
A convenient spectacle on which neighborhood dogs choose to pee!
I try to keep...
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Categories:
random, humorous, winter,
Random Randomlings For ContestA weight off my mind
I wish the scales
Would fall from my eyes
When I stand and weigh myself
The scales don’t tell me any lies
Telling Porkie Pies
Have...
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Categories:
random, humorous, silly,