Funny Random Poems

Celebrity deaths can be bizarre 
someone so close yet so far 
the realisation hits you hard 
yet they have no clue who you are 

Meat...

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I would like to talk about the coronavirus which has caused so many of us to agonize
I will stay away from politics except to say…it...

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When your walking in the store. Your butt hurts even more.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When your driving your Shevi, your pants gets a little heavy.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you're taking...

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What if the strange woman walks in here and slaps me?
I am sitting in the beauty shop, being crazy.
We have never met.
She is walking in...

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We are about to take a journey thru random thoughts that cannot  hide;
As long as I have known you I write you letters in...

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I am not used to random acts of kindness,
To smiling faces, to a hand reached out.
I mostly see an unveiled curiosity,
Or glances strafing past my...

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Mellow means mind
Feel fragile finds


Be beyond boast
Trade telling toast


Dancing dawn dreams
Spurs sensuous schemes


Watch words weave well
True troubles tell


Lift laughter loud
Poise puzzles proud


Random rites rise
Ply piquant...

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1: If love is a game we need a referee
2: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways!  Um…
3: I loved her...

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I woke my daughter up this morning
She sat up and I said, "Good morning, sugar."
She looked at me and said, "A monkey's uncle."
What's that kid...

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The flyer through the letterbox claimed 'pumpkins now half price'
I'll make a pie for Ma-in-law, for once do something nice
I was told to bring a...

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Wrapped up in a suit of mandarins
playing hop-scotch with 
a hillbilly from Enniskillen
whose left leg is filled with
soot and yellow dust
all wrapped up in a...

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Two groups of people pay taxes
which really don't sound all that bad
trouble is the two groups are women and men
that makes it all rather sad.

Were...

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Written for the sole
purpose of proving to the 
world that I am still 

Very much alive 
and not lying in a ditch
with my spleen missing.

Not...

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Wow what words woven where wit was working!!

Well written words while I wondered what to write...weally wonderfully witty!

Two bees or
not two bees
that is the difference...

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RUT- that's the title,
Insanity- I'm a disciple.
You guys make me think,
in ways untried,
I'll treasure this site,
until I've died.
And maybe even after that,
How many lives for...

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