Random Tax Facts

Two groups of people pay taxes
which really don't sound all that bad
trouble is the two groups are women and men
that makes it all rather sad.

Were I asked, What's the Eiffel Tower?
my answer would be - I'm afraid
It's what's left of the Empire State Building
after it's taxes are paid!

If you're wondering why Form 1040 is used
well friend, here are the facts
For every 50 dollars the taxpayer earns
10 goes to him and the other 40 to tax!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
February 22, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Congratulations on your 1st place win Ralph in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol
Mannan Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 7:23 PM
This is awesome Ralph. I love the second stanza. Superb win. Many congratulations.
Calhoun Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Hi Ralph - Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's contest! Best wishes, KC
Fraser Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Many congratulations Ralph on your win in Carolyn's contest....:)
Belt Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 6:55 PM
Congrats on your win my friend.....Larry
Mehta Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Congratulations on the first place win in the contest, Ralph
Freeman Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Congratulations Ralph on your worthy poem's honor at the top, Agape, Moses
Dietrich Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 10:51 PM
Great fun with this one, though I think the last line occurs more in Europe than here. (well, probably our time is coming very soon!) Congratulations. LUv, Andrea
Gorelick Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Im amazed at your creativity..deserving of a big win..congrats. BG
Pettit Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 6:33 PM
I especially like your third verse. Great descriptiveness and rhyming here. You definitely deserved a first place finish with this entry.
Johnson Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Funny one and congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
Dufresne Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 2:31 PM
very informative on that form...seems likely to me Ralph. Ishould be so honored as to be one of those two elite groups! cool poem and great win. Congrats to you
Roberts Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 12:49 PM
sad but true eh? congrats on your first place win in the contest
Devonshire Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Ralph, you had me picturing a skeletal Empire State Building and the last verse was positively outrageously funny. Congratulations on your first-place win. The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn
Sweetheart Avatar
February 1, 2011 at 8:44 AM
BRAVO Ralph my friend.. u wrote a sure winner here with these powerful lines.. awesome one and good luck in the contest with luv..
Locksley Avatar
January 31, 2011 at 5:19 PM
Finally I know the meaning of 1040. The Eiffel Tower joke was really funny too. Like stripping the guts out of the Empire State building. One of the best I've seen for the contest. Good luck Ralph, Diane
Devonshire Avatar
January 31, 2011 at 11:52 AM
:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Ralph! Love, Carolyn
Belt Avatar
January 31, 2011 at 11:45 AM
lol.....An awesome yet too true poem my friend.....Good Luck in the contest.....Larry
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