Funny Raccoon Poems
These Funny Raccoon poems are examples of Raccoon poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Raccoon Funny poems written by international poets.
Joe Versus the RaccoonJOE VERSUS THE RACCOON
By Kate H. Stark
Each night ‘twas the same old proverbial shout.
“Hey Joe, will you please take the garbage bags out?”
Joe...
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Categories:
raccoon, animal, dedication, funny, giggle,
Raccoon Bit My KneeRaccoon bit my knee.
Hurting my feelings a lot.
Surgery Monday....
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Categories:
raccoon, 10th grade, 11th grade,
I Was the Goon Who Chose the RaccoonThe horses’ lacy white petticoats and ribboned pantaloons
Were kicked almost as high as a delightful orange harvest moon.
The anger came from the big burly brown...
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raccoon, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Raccoon Went a WooingR ascal with a twinkle in his dark-ringed eye
A morous feeling frisky under a full moon's light
C at strolled by- her voluptuous tail swishing to...
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Categories:
raccoon, animals, funny, imagination
Ricky the RaccoonDid you hear about Ricky the Raccoon
Who found a cat who had swooned
He returned it back home
In case, dazed it did roam
His reward, a night...
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Categories:
raccoon, animals, funny, nature
Randy the Ring-Tailed RaccoonRandy the ring-tailed raccoon
Had a very funny smell
And if you ever smelled him
You would run away pell-mell.
All of the other raccoons
Held their noses, called him...
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Categories:
raccoon, funny