Funny Rabbit Poems

Each morning when I take a walk,
After putting on a shoe and sock,
I try to freak out a rabbit; 
I feign I’m scared of him...

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Rabbit Hole

I woke one morning 
Everyone’s gone
We fell in that rabbit hole
In what we call phones

Gone is the laughter 
It’s all lol
It’s not really funny
Not...

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Girl wearing lavender brought us carrots at the hutch.
We were appreciative, liked these orange things very much.
Stay and have some with us, suggested my cousin,...

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Down the rabbit hole
I fell hard and I went deep
I need to dig out

 

 

Date Written: 12/5/2021

2.) Down, Down, Down The Rabbit Hole
5 7...

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the rabbit and cat
both ran across the street way
meow says the cat
~
hipity-hop goes
the short legged hare running
jumps over the cat
~
hipity-hop goes
both run back across the...

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Poor Nog Rafi had a funny habit
Unzipped his pants and out came a rabbit
   This really wouldn't do
   For the monks...

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A little old lady named Rosie,
Loved to plant things like veggies and posies.
Her garden a sight, the whole yard a delight,
And butterflies played ring round...

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Loneliness is never funny
And one can't buy love with money
When lost in despair
Along comes an hare
With eggs he claims eased her bunny...

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A rabbit an elk and a snowman walked into a bar.
I stared at this neonate.
Did eight month olds talk?

No wait. He is nine months old...

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RABBIT MY FAVORITE
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Reader Rabbit

Toward the end of a book,
we tend to speed up, 
in anticipation of the climatic finish. 

Yet sadly, 
the build-up...
was the part we savored,...

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Chasing Rabbit
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“This place is mine, a lovely garden, sublime.  
Just look at those veggies!”  Said Bunny Divine.

“I will make it my own, I won’t...

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There was no bigger dud than Elmer Fudd
Though he fancied himself a marksman stud --
   He shot at Bugs Bunny
   Looked...

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Jacklin is a singer, 
As per what I think, she likes burger,
Carrom is her favourite indoor game, 
Kindness and calmness she supports, 
Liberal to do...

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