Public Toilet Poems - Poems about Public Toilet

...Advice to Harvard Students. if you pour boiling oil on your babies head wait until the oil price has gone down. if you undress in a public toilet you may meet Piers Morgan or the police may......Read the rest...

...Derek and Eric said I'm Generic, a weird name but I'll wear it, I'm cool, it's epic, Generic's so original like the South Park ginger kid, "gingers have souls bluur". MC Generic the genius ......Read the rest...

...And at once there was me as I had always been Stripped bare and weeping alone Heart on a string being played by a puppeteer Eyes wide with knowledge and disbelief Silenced by myself as others W......Read the rest...

...Humour? Where were you when I was arrested at a public toilet for drinking of a flask of brandy- the man beside me was a police officer out to catch people like me who needed a drink to survive ......Read the rest...

...Check points If you want to check a nation How much slobs are they Do not go to their malls or supermarkets Go straight to a public toilet of a town If you want to see the race of women......Read the rest...

...I am playing with my dollies And my princess pram all pink I'm nearly 5 A big girl now No more nappies Or plastic pants I think I outgrew the potty When I was only three My mum says it's b......Read the rest...

...the rainbow is out now, I saw it this morning on my way to school the rainbow our heroes of old died fighting for died believing for ......Read the rest...

...JUNE THIRD,TWENTY TWELVE The unfriendly plane came, baked With an arrogant fire flame courtesy Dana air space, As my land begins to shake Steady crates of eggs collapse And break Her waste ran......Read the rest...

...IS THERE A CORONER ON THE CORNER? Life would be more temperate were i not taunted so by temptation On every corner and on every god-forsaken street For a weakened man such as i temptation never ......Read the rest...

...Hand Washing in the Public Toilet By Elton Camp Employees must wash hands before returning to work But that sign doesn't apply to just some regular jerk I see guys often in there handling you know......Read the rest...

...When I die In a slum in Bombay My relatives cannot find my house They have to walk through the mud Up to their thighs Thousands of eyes watching their every step There is no house Only a cardboard ro......Read the rest...

...Writing on Stone Finally Deciphered By Elton Camp In the ruins of an ancient city it was found But, no expert could its meaning expound But visitors to the museum were all told That the ke......Read the rest...

...rusty dusty crusty musty needs to be cleaned, rusty, crusty, eew, nasty farm smells, dusty, musty loo.......Read the rest...

...THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YORK The grand old Duke of York’s fleets Had ten thousand men Who all had problems with public toilet seats Again and again and again. When they were up, they ......Read the rest...

...You may use this toilet, but please do not spoil it, Quit being mean by keeping it clean. Flush it with water, not with what’s meant to drink, If you care for others you won’t let it stink, En......Read the rest...