A trio of guys in the nude
encountered old Polly the Prude;
they gasped as she tried
to drag them inside,
while shouting, 'I want to be screwed.'
written 26th February for Andrea's limerick contest (in memory of Rico)
The Prude
Someone tried to step into Rico's shoes
But came unstuck because he is a prude
He couldn't raise a titter
On Facebook or Twitter
So now the prude’s gone and taken to booze.
The Prude got tipsy the night that he wed
His bride wouldn't let him get into the bed
She said no way mister
For you and my sister
Were seen by a guest in state of undress.
29th April 2021
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Add-ons
If I was the drunk prude I would say:
It wasn't me but my brother
Who cheats on his wife like no other
Someone told you a lie
It was surely not I
Because I was upstairs with your mother.
Written by: Daniel Turner
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You were upstairs with my mum, that's worst
I'm so mad that I'm about to burst
Get out of my face
Go to outer space
Or jump in the ocean; get submersed.
Written by: Alexis y.
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Says Rico to his bride - yes, it gets worse,
“I've ridden your dad all the more.” His nurse,
in shock at reveal,
a look they'd both steal,
and give her new spouse his last bump in a hearse.
Written by: Kim Rodrigues
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NOTE to all, This poem is not based on any of my real life. Thank you,
THe PRUDE
A sweet older lady living near me.
Who gardens, goes to Church regularly.
Her husband left her as she did not like consumation,
So he found himself a woman in another nation.
She writes poetry just like me..
Sitting beneath the verdant orange tree...
The sweet older lady,oh, yes, still dreaming and scheming.
For another prince ever so handsome and beaming!
Panagiota Romios
4/30/2019
2:30om PST
Revised 10:30pm PSt
I really hate to be a big crude prude
But what do you consider to be finger food?
And are some of us kind of slackers
How about cookies or maybe crackers?
Then what about if we fly on a trapeze
And maybe might add piece of cheese
Then what if we were to fall
After we finally had to eat it all.
How about having some fruit instead
Which is better for you Doctor said
That should always be a human trait
And all people will properly regulate.
There once was an old dude, quite a prude
Never drank never smoked up, never crude
Till one fine day
A girlie did play
With his hoo ha, sure changed the old dude's mood!
© Jack Ellison 2013
I'm not wearing that
It can't cover me enough
Nakedness divine
There once was an old cow in her stall
She was looked at by one and all
She was ugly and fat
That crazy old bat
I'm talking bout' my mother-in-law
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