Prude Poems - Poems about Prude

...There was a young man from France who led his friends a fine dance Some thought him a prude others said he was rude Looking at him quite askance......Read the rest...

...How lovely the long dress, expressive next to the suits. I’m not a prude, but I believe the news-crew should properly be dressed. Why should I be looking at the ladies legs; the men aren’t d......Read the rest...

...Was Saul a Deeply Flawed Intellectual Snob (Perhaps a Prude as Well)? Does Christ's Protest Still Ring True Today? Part 1: I'll state my aim clear......Read the rest...

...Yo she’s so freaking hot Imma shoot my shot ‘My name starts with a B and your name starts with a B, quiche 2 O’s in between and they become boobs… just like you have’ Dude you are going at it the ......Read the rest...

...July first 2023 will celebrate... our sixth anniversary at Highland Manor Apartments Subtitled: The perspective of one festive folky fellow friendliness ofttimes prompts me when crossing path......Read the rest...

...Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023 The following constitutes a rather twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE: I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... being overrun by teddy bears and bean......Read the rest...

...A trio of guys in the nude encountered old Polly the Prude; they gasped as she tried to drag them inside, while shouting, 'I want to be screwed.' written 26th February for Andrea's limerick co......Read the rest...

...Always feels naughty to us For to tingle so. Bare-sodded, bare-streamed; cool, cool; To dab, dip a toe. The worst frivolity, bar Being wholly nude! "Look away now!" What's on our mind. To wo......Read the rest...

...Mating Calls, or, Purdy Please! Limericks by Michael R. Burch 1. Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a trifle dirty), I decided to ring prudish Eleanor Purdy ... When I rang her to bang ......Read the rest...

...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, ......Read the rest...

...Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so......Read the rest...

...Have you ever lived in a tall building? Dawn strikes suddenly and irradiates these glass-walled, high-rise rooms. Lisa showed me how quickly the thick windows - if you press your face against them - ......Read the rest...

...Can' can't can-can Mum won't let me, 'cos it's rude, She has always been a prude. Dad would faint if he could see, A little bit too much of me. High-kicking in a bawdy show. Men cat calling to ......Read the rest...

...Thomas Aquinas ,a 13th century Italian friar first recorded use of the anapestic meter in the AABBA form with prayers in Latin until Edward Lear used theform for humourous verse.The title Limerick is......Read the rest...

...You are a girl with dreams. A girl with passion and ambition . A girl who goes crazy over little things. But combats the worst situations with her head held high. A girl who has boundaries but is......Read the rest...