Prude Poems - Poems about Prude

A trio of guys in the nude encountered old Polly the Prude; they gasped as she tried to drag them inside, while shouting, 'I want to be screwed.' written 26th February for Andrea's limerick contest (in memory of Rico)...

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The Prude Someone tried to step into Rico's shoes But came unstuck because he is a prude He couldn't raise a titter On Facebook or Twitter So now the prude’s gone and taken to booze. The Prude got tipsy the night that he wed His bride wouldn't let him get into the bed She said no way mister For you and my sister Were seen...

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NOTE to all, This poem is not based on any of my real life. Thank you, THe PRUDE A sweet older lady living near me. Who gardens, goes to Church regularly. Her husband left her as she did not like consumation, So he found himself a woman in another nation. She writes poetry just like me.. Sitting beneath the verdant orange tree... The...

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I really hate to be a big crude prude But what do you consider to be finger food? And are some of us kind of slackers How about cookies or maybe crackers? Then what about if we fly on a trapeze And maybe might add piece of cheese Then what if we were to fall After we finally had to eat it...

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There once was an old dude, quite a prude Never drank never smoked up, never crude Till one fine day A girlie did play With his hoo ha, sure changed the old dude's mood! © Jack Ellison 2013...

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I'm not wearing that It can't cover me enough Nakedness divine...

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There once was an old cow in her stall She was looked at by one and all She was ugly and fat That crazy old bat I'm talking bout' my mother-in-law...

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