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The Prude Someone tried to step into Rico's shoes But came unstuck because he is a prude He couldn't raise a titter On Facebook or Twitter So now the prude’s gone and taken to booze. The Prude got tipsy the night that he wed His bride wouldn't let him get into the bed She said no way mister For you and my sister Were seen by a guest in state of undress. 29th April 2021 *************
Add-ons If I was the drunk prude I would say: It wasn't me but my brother Who cheats on his wife like no other Someone told you a lie It was surely not I Because I was upstairs with your mother. Written by: Daniel Turner ********************* You were upstairs with my mum, that's worst I'm so mad that I'm about to burst Get out of my face Go to outer space Or jump in the ocean; get submersed. Written by: Alexis y. ***************** Says Rico to his bride - yes, it gets worse, “I've ridden your dad all the more.” His nurse, in shock at reveal, a look they'd both steal, and give her new spouse his last bump in a hearse. Written by: Kim Rodrigues *********************

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Date: 7/2/2021 10:40:00 AM
ha ha ha poems you wrote were fabulous and the add ons are great next time you do a collab let me know i would love to take part. one thing for sure i will NEVER stop writing limericks and if the prudes dont like em they dont have to read em - simples!:-) hugs jan xx
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Belle Bellevue
Date: 7/2/2021 11:03:00 AM
Thanks Jan, I’d love to do a collab with you… Belle
Date: 5/11/2021 5:57:00 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Good one, Belle. And crazy add-ons too. :) gw
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Belle Bellevue
Date: 5/12/2021 12:45:00 AM
Thank you Gershon, glad you enjoyed the Lims… Belle
Date: 5/2/2021 4:41:00 AM
Well, not so sure about this. It goes from bad to worse. I would not want to be a part of that family. I appreciate you dropping by my page to comment on "Tell Me, Who Do You Say That I Am"..Sara
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Date: 5/12/2021 12:43:00 AM
Thank you Sara, that’s how it is with Limericks they escalate and are not to everyone’s taste… Belle
Date: 4/30/2021 11:42:00 AM
Enjoyed! So many words rhyme with prude! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 4/30/2021 12:56:00 PM
So they do Rico, star of the show, so many words one could use to rhyme with prude, it’s hard to choose. Thank you!... Belle
Date: 4/30/2021 4:33:00 AM
These are great! Here’s mine: Says Rico to his bride - yes, it gets worse,// “I’ve ridden your dad all the more. His nurse,// in shock at reveal,// a look they’d both steal,// and give her new spouse his last bump in a hearse.//
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Date: 4/30/2021 7:10:00 AM
Hilarious Kim, adding this on to the string of lims... Belle
Date: 4/29/2021 11:07:00 PM
Very funny limericks if only they did happen sometimes. I was at such a wedding once. Good thing they ad no weapons.
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Belle Bellevue
Date: 4/30/2021 12:44:00 AM
Thank you Victor, I remember there being a riot at a wedding many years ago, I was very young then and it was frightening... Belle
Date: 4/29/2021 8:42:00 PM
Hi Belle, You know I love Limerick collaborations. Piggybacking off of Daniels, You were upstairs with my mum, that's worst I'm so mad that I'm about to burst, Get out of my face, Go to outer space, Or jump in the ocean; get submersed
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Alexis Y.
Date: 4/30/2021 3:25:00 AM
I’m glad you liked it. Enjoy the rest of your day:-) Alexis
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Belle Bellevue
Date: 4/30/2021 12:40:00 AM
Hi Alexis, love the Limerick response adding it on... Belle :-)
Date: 4/29/2021 7:35:00 PM
Your funny limerick inspired me with an instant response, Belle. If I was the drunk prude I would say: It wasn't me but my brother Who cheats on his wife like no other Someone told you a lie It was surely not I Because I was upstairs with your mother.
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Daniel Turner
Date: 4/29/2021 8:16:00 PM
Thank you for the inspiration:)
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Date: 4/29/2021 7:52:00 PM
That’s a great response Daniel, I’m putting your reply as an add on... Belle
Date: 4/29/2021 7:10:00 PM
Nothing that happens at a wedding should count as real. People lose control. Well penned. Have a great day.
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Date: 4/29/2021 7:25:00 PM
Hi David, that’s true, the same goes for Limericks too, it’s unreal and all jolly good fun... Belle