Hilarious Prose Poems

CHAMELIONS AND WATERMELONS 

One foot forward, pause a sec
Two foot forward, pause and check
Googley green goggles, round and round spies. 
Slow reptilian eyes spots garden...

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From the heart of green naïve village
surrounded by corps field, mosque, ponds, 
ancestral grave yard, school, college, 
madrasah (islamic school) etc he is

brothers, sisters with...

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My mouth went running off today, I watched her sprint through the
Yard, scaring a butterfly.
There was a bunny, who did not notice.
She summersalted six or...

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She handed me a shandygaff which I took to right away.
Oh, me, oh, my, I was soon drunker than a tipsy sailor,
And singing better than...

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it was  nice day
was on our way
it was vacation time
the car was fine
before we reach our goal
it broken down 
before we got to the...

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That is your job, the mama tells us at school.
We feed her child breakfast, lunch, and an after school snack free of charge.
We give her...

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The first grader was giving us the best story ever, standing in front of the class, yelling
It out proudly, and showing us the picture he...

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Dear Novice Poet,
Welcome to the wide open wonderful world of poetry!  Today more than ever before, a poem can easily be whatever you want...

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The dog smells like cow manure,
My feet are black from the blacktop I've been
running around on all day, and the daisy backpack
I purchased solely to...

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I'm ponderous, 
You're hilarious,
Those voice came from waterlies, 
All in cemented mysteries,
Shadows reserve us with full bowl of pastries,
Let's talk much of needs to be...

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My dear Siblings,

I voted for Hillary. 
I would have preferred Bernie, 
but she agreed to much of his platform-especially universal health care and education and...

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Hi!
I'm Sister EarthChild
journalist with Youth Radio
speaking with Mother Time,
who recently published her hilarious
"Journeys With Father Time:
Wasted Journals of Mother Time."

First, I want you to know
I've...

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I find my entertainments close to home
as nothing could be more wildly hilarious
and downright curious
than my own complex teenagers
who sometimes speak
and do their math
about what...

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A narrow set of stairs, open on one side,
Goes down into the basement by the washing machine.

When she was little she'd watch me do laundry.
She...

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Hey there! Noah, my dear old friend.
     I just wanted you to know, the guys down at the lodge
are cracking quite...

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Today while enjoying
morning walk in a garden 
fortuitously
a gust of fresh wind 
touching my cheeks 
moved ahead and 
my body experienced 
a super natural 
vibration...

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To the lust of wine, he has been judiciously celibate
exactly the mark of four decades is a reason to go gaga
taking the road of this...

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I was a child
Before push button phones
When party lines were popular
And long distance calls
Went through an operator
Four one, one (411)
Did not exist
You would call the...

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 Embarrassing Moment’s 
Hilarious Now But Not Funny Then    

Embarrassing moment…. when you realize 

Everyone is staring and snickering at me when

I...

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