He Came He Saw He Conquered

I sat at the bar sipping my lemon and lime He came over pint in hand and sat on the stool next to mine. “Haven’t seen you in here before” I didn’t answer because something in my bag had just become very interesting. He said, “You have lovely hair.” I didn’t answer because my phone needed checking. He said, “You have heard all this before haven’t you?” I said, “Is that it! You’ve got me to get all dressed up and come to this bar and pretend I don’t know you and That’s IT! He said, “Well I heard you on the phone telling your best mate that things need spicing up. So I thought this might help?” “I was talking about the Thai Curry.” We went back home, had the curry and went to bed.